Kenny, Payer of the One

lol yeah just making a funny 😅

Captive Flame Enchantment {R}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Personally I think you should try this one instead. It really allows you to spread that fire around. Strictly better all around

I NEED to know what this die cutter is and where I can get one. There are literally so many tokens for me to make

Happy T-Mobile Tuesday for those who celebrate

On this day in 2004, 21 years ago, Pokémon Emerald was first released in Japan.

This game was an enhanced version of Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire and featured a more in-depth story as well as the first Battle Frontier

www.serebii.net/emerald

Unfortunately, never. Bill Watterson “has shown no interest in resuming [Calvin & Hobbes], creating new works based on the characters, or embarking on new commercial projects”. But honestly… I think that it’s for the best. It just wouldn’t be the same. Calvin & Hobbes is exactly what it needs to be.

I thought it said “finally” for a second

There are two types of people in this world:

1. Those who can make inferences based on incomplete data

Every single card in the deck has a different mana cost

Isn’t that from the album Disquoveri

These ones seem kinda cool

Seconded

Droppin the kids off at the pool

Tornado sirens were going off outside just a minute ago but then the wind got calm. Everybody knows that happens after the storm so I think we’re fine

Dyfed!
She was the planeswalker who first brought Yawgmoth to Phyrexia. She’s responsible for so much of this game and she never even got so much as a feature in flavor text. It saddens me.

This takes real bravery

That is literally the deckbox I use for my pair of Cait’s Cage Match decks

Good move from Archidekt 👌🏻

Buy this game. Seriously.

a bunch of stupid cybertrucks in a parking lot rusting

Drove by an abandoned mall that’s being demolished and found where they’re keeping all the Cybertrucks that have nowhere to go. lmao eat shit stupid

Hence the name ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why is it called ‘having a fat ass’ and not ‘apple bottom genes’

Please tell me this is Cait’s Cage Match but with rats

“My mom’s side of the family has asthma. It’s in my bloodstream.”

:’l

“I wanna get back into… condo.”
“Tae Kwon Do?”
“Yeah, that.”

“My dad said a lot of things about my weight that hurt my feelings.”
“Like what?”
“‘Why aren’t you an Orioles fan?’”

“It was really hard for my dad. He wanted a Christian partner, and he’s not Christian. He’s Irish.”