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Qdoba is approximately ten THOUSAND times tastier than Chipotle

let’s go bigger picture tho on second thought:

BEJEWELED MV ➡️ opalite mv is 1200 days. SHES A CLOCK

"Treat a woman in such a manner ever again" OKAAAAYYY Benedict Bridgerton 👀

I'll follow up later today!

I have been trying to learn and would be willing to take a stab at it! I am by no means fully proficient yet but would be grateful for the practice

Travis has gotten a decent amount of bad press lately, plus headlines about the two of them slowing down on wedding planning. There are also blind items about the prenup negotiations not going well - I would normally take that with a grain of salt, but in combo with everything else, people notice.

I think maybe you are not the intended audience for my post

I saw a video yesterday from someone who self-declared that they were not a "swiftie" but that they were loosely following the headlines about the engagement and started looking into it further and are convinced the "soft launch" of the breakup is coming before June

I feel like a bad person because a family member died and I genuinely don't feel sad. Our relationship all but disappeared after I reached adulthood and stopped going to church, so there's that, but I feel nothing and I don't know if I should be worried about that or not.

Even the general public thinks Taylor and Travis are rolling out their breakup right now

Got my tires rotated AND my oil changed before my road trip this weekend, which is maybe the most responsible I've ever been

I mean, The Beatles and Coldplay both did it pretty easily

BRO

With respect for your desire for a "gotcha" moment, there's: Aquamarine, indigo, sapphire, bronze, greige, tangerine, amber, flamingo pink, ultraviolet, key lime green, lilac, crimson, burgundy, maroon....

Also this was like, so clearly for a specific audience that wasn't you

For his sake I hope this is true but also

what a CLOWN 🤣

Glad to hear it! She has such a large body of music, I genuinely think there's something for everyone

YES one of them was like, "and?" And I was like, um, I clearly said "that's it" 🤣

Newly revealed Tily pic (from 2016) in the year of our lord 2026, oh we UP

Guys a bunch of random non-swifties found this one it's weird

Screenshot, title: oranges "Slut!": Half asleep, taking your time in the tangerine neon light Soon You'll Get Better: Holy orange bottles, each night I pray to you marjorie: You loved the amber skies so much

Oh but she has

Not every word used in a song must rhyme with another word

Coldplay did it, and she has LOTS of songs with a "maligned" vibe

There was a blind item suggesting that the prenup deets were contentious and now I'm seeing "they're not rushing, neither of them has actually confirmed the June date is set in stone" type headlines

👀👀👀

Not to buck the cute Instagram trend or whatever but I actually don't miss 2016. I don't miss being an insecure, hotheaded 19-year-old. I like who I am now, in a way I never could have imagined 10 years ago.

The immutable law of pharmacies is that one of the two windows will see 10 people in the same amount of time it takes the other window to see 1 person

I mean, I thought my "that's it" was pretty clear 🤣

This was intended for a specific audience, did not mean for people who did not already get it to find it

Taylor mentions "gold" in her songs a lot but has never mentioned "yellow" despite having references to basically every other color

That's it

All of "You're Losing Me", really, but this in particular -
"Do something, babe, say something
Lose something, babe, risk something
Choose something, babe, I got nothing"

I auditioned for a local musical last weekend and my audition went not as well as I hoped, so I was feeling really iffy about it, BUT I just found out that I got a main cast role and I am so excited and happy!

This is what started my current obsession 😆 it's so good!

I'm currently exiting my gaylor hyperfixation (don't worry she'll be back) and moving into the wives of Henry the 8th

Goddammit I need that edit button