Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

Today 3:29 PM Helllo! I have a very dumb question No dumb questions, only dumb power structures

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

Susie Wolff, Managing Director of F1 Academy & Toto’s Wife

my favorite part of each season of Drive to Survive is when Susie Wolff shows up to give Toto both advice and shit simultaneously

the Corddrys would never

Inhumanity and insanity. The sort of thing a dying empire does.

‘He Is Basically the Goop That’s Inside a Lava Lamp’ Chris Fleming is every comedian’s favorite alt oddball. Is the rest of the world ready for him?

i profiled comedian chris fleming whose new special is out tomorrow and who is a real delight to attempt to describe
www.vulture.com/article/chri...

the Hold Steady and LCD Soundsystem are doing Boston residencies on the same weekend this spring, causing a dilemma for me, @rubyfalls.bsky.social, and a bunch of sad dads with joint custody

when a kid who didn't say a damn thing during his entire externship is sending goodbye emails that sound like they were written by the marketing department from hell, you know we're cooked

To be clear, "Calculator That Also Does Project Planning Templates" is incredibly useful, when you can trust that the project plan won't be a lil bit racist on Row 14. I just don't know why you'd use it to write anything or enter a monogamous relationship with it.

I have been tracking my own use of the in-house GPT tool developed & moderated by people I actually know & trust, which is the AI-skeptic equivalent of getting your meat from the small local organic farm next door. That thing is a big ol calculator that also does project planning templates.

confused by people who use AI tools for writing because that's a calculator, baby

I dream of a Massachusetts whose identity is more closely tied to the polar seltzer family of delightful products than Dunkin

I treat all my Teams chats like they could be leaked, I also just stand by everything I say 100% 😆

if anyone asks it’s called affirmative defense

"why did I think you were going to be 37? oh right. because [Eldest Daughter] is going to be 37. So you're going to be 41? We need to have a PARTY!"

"okay, sure, we can have a party. But first, can you ask [Middle Daughter] what the elder Millennial Momagers are wearing to the office these days?"

had a call with my mentor this week and inadvertently triggered a meltdown by telling her that I'm 40, not 36. #foreveryoung

No Kings includes Draft Kings

BU COM dean corresponded extensively with Jeffrey Epstein in 2014 and 2015, files show Mariette DiChristina, dean of Boston University’s College of Communication, corresponded extensively with Jeffrey Epstein in 2014 and 2015. The two set up a one-on-one meeting, had “phone dates” and D...

INBOX: first reported by The Daily Free Press, Boston University's student newspaper, Mariette DiChristina, dean of Boston University’s College of Communication, corresponded extensively with Jeffrey Epstein in 2014 and 2015, including a one-on-one meeting, and “phone dates”

imagine being the HR person who has to explain sex pest employment law to Bari Weiss

I know about Reggie Dinkins but only because I got in on Peacock early so Kenneth’s been juicing my algorithm for years. At one point every single ad it served me was for Athleta, Rothy’s, and antidepressants

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Cecily Strong as The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party (dark haired woman wearing a satin fuchsia dress) at the Weekend Update desk with Seth.

"And you know what, Seth? No one is illegal on Staten Island."

“especially at this studio. It’s by the colleges and they’re all so YOUNG"

I'm totally serious, she made me feel like a fantastically exotic fish for being a middle-aged fat woman among the sylphs. Maybe if I do yoga for another 40 years I will also develop this gift?

today in yoga school a woman twice my age asked me “do you want to be a teacher? Please say yes because we need teachers with your body. Everyone here looks like me, we’re too thin, it’s BORING” which is the kindest way an older lady has ever called me fat 🥰

why are any of us worrying about PUNCTUATION or MORALITY

Dearest Jeff,
Have a brief respite come April. Was thinking mayhap I could fly down for some "R and R." Might you provide the services for which you've become so famous? Let me know post haste.
Sincerely,
A Billionaire

FROM: JE
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this is probably the wrong takeaway from the Epstein files, but the intense depression I feel about living in a world these jags created is mitigated by the fact that after reading those emails, I may never have impostor syndrome again

after a rough month, it was a relief to walk into the first weekend of 300-hour yoga teacher training and remember that no matter how chill they seem outwardly, no one who does THAT much yoga is ever normal (complimentary)

good job showing up for what’s right! now stand up straight or else you’re going to regret it in 20 years

School just got out. Whole bunch of kids marching to demonstrate against ICE in front of the school admin building. Tail end of the group is perhaps better described as “slouching”