@clayratglasscat.bsky.social
Tattooed cat mom, agoraphobic traveler, glass wench/art model/illustrator, dabbler in creative pursuits
Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.
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2 purple and green tomatoes held in my left hand
Purple tomato on the vine peeking out behind leaves
Baby watermelon on the vine
Immature honeydew melon on the vine
Fall equinox is today. Have a few pictures of the mixed results from a few of my gardening attempts this year; I really need to seek out short season edibles next year 🫤
22.09.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01. Super firm > extra firm. Usually doesn't need to be pressed before cooking
2. Coat slices/cubes in cornstarch and bake in the oven. Air fryer would probably work as well
3. Do not coat in sauce until fully baked. I like to bake a bit longer after saucing them up
An ex of mine and I were fond of "WALNUT STAMPEDE" and "Better get a to-go box for my butter pat"
22.08.2025 09:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Mouse And His Child (late 70s movie) and Blood Suckers pens
The early 80s was a helluva time for my childhood
Berlin photo dump (signage)
09.05.2025 12:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Back from Berlin photo dump (food and drink)
And why yes, I did go all the way to Germany just to try Detroit deep dish pizza for the first time
Berlin photos w/o context, part 2
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Back from Berlin, time for a photo dump (no context, part 1)
09.05.2025 12:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've got shit to do
17.04.2025 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A beautiful rainbow over the Derwent Valley, as photographed by me, from above Cromford, in autumn 2015.
Young people hear older people talking about the weather and think it's because they’ve become boring and have nothing else left to talk about. But that’s not it at all. It's because the older people have lived long enough to finally recognise that weather is our one true leader.
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A small sparrow looks up into the bare branches of a tree where a distant crow is perched. "Crows are so creepy," it says, "ominously perched in a dead tree...". The sparrow starts to see the crow with glowing eyes and jagged teeth, "who knows what they're up to...". The crow is now seen wearing strange occult symbols, a strange liquid drips from its eye, it is muttering something in an eerie and unknown language. "Conjuring demons?" the sparrow continues postulating, "Human worship? Rodent necromancy?" The crow is now seen as a normal crow, and the sparrow is right beside it, looking at it, and says: "Teach me your ways"
14.03.2025 23:09 — 👍 2355 🔁 578 💬 22 📌 13If you love her, build her a shelter in haunted woodland guarded by owls.
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The boys are doing a good job of convincing me to stay home this morning 🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛
05.03.2025 11:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know you’re supposed to do an excited coo over someone’s recently born baby but I just can’t do it. I am incapable of faking a coo over a new baby. Show me your new sheep or owl instead. Then I will offer a totally authentic coo.
02.03.2025 07:52 — 👍 69 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1One of the follies of my youth was thinking that the W years were bad enough to be hiding out in Humboldt County
I could use that Redwood Curtain security blanket right about now
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Post show shot of Times Square
Not pictured: my first time seeing a cyber truck in the wild and some random NYer telling me that they were glad to be there for my experience
In NYC for the Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats show. Venue is The Town Hall
07.02.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's surprisingly still intact! No articulation required
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Workplace bench mascot at Beyer Studio (found during remodeling of the break room)
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