Giggles McGoth

Whoever keeps making the Rocket Raccoon pain edits to “Creep” by Radiohead shall never know peace. May they always stub their toe and miss every green light.

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…

How did you not notice sooner?

How do I file an complaint to HR against the office cat? She wouldn’t let me pet her tonight 😭

@friendlyplatypus.bsky.social is cancelled, folks. (This is a joke please do not cancel him)

Someone please take the Mercury out of the MICROWAVE ALREADY OH MY GOD

As predicted, I was the first victim of the Cannibal Platypus in #PEAK @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social

Emotional support Easton had to join the Clown Cave

It’s almost done ahhhhhhhhh

My PC arrives tomorrow, gang. I am frothing at the mouth

It’s us plotting against Platy

Anyone got recommendations for a headset that is piercing friendly? I preferred a wired set but would be open to wireless

I have officially purchased a gaming PC. First step taken on becoming a streamer 😅

TONIGHT! I’m going to feed @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social to a skinwalker somehow while we ascend to the heavens

It’ll be me, his loyal secretary, that will be victimized

The Platypus Council is returning for a night of climbing, crying, and bug bites in PEAK!
This Saturday July 5th, start time around 11pm CT!
@ralphypusvt.bsky.social
@grogiegames.bsky.social
@friendlyplatypus.bsky.social
(Graphic by me, all model designs credited to original artists)

Oh so we’re in a RECESSION recession.

Jason Derulo dropped a new single which is basically the 4th horseman.

The irony is not lost on me that my tattoo of poison ivy is itchy

One thing about me? I’m gonna enjoy a cranberry Sprite.

Cranberry Sprite save me. Save me cranberry Sprite.

The lion doesn't concern himself with his check engine light (it's Brian he's the lion)

I know today is going to be a good one because there was huge glob of dulce de leche at the top of my ice cream 🤤

RalphypusVT - Twitch What does R.E.P.O. stand for in this case? w/ @thefriendlyplatypus + @gundamgoku | !snailmail

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What does R.E.P.O. even stand for?

Silly little robots with @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social, @gundamgoku.bsky.social, @gigglesmcgoth.bsky.social, and whoever else jumps in.

We have space BTW say something in chat

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A can of Alani Nu brand energy drink in the flavor Sherbet Swirl sits on a desk. The can is brightly colored with art of fruits and swirls of sherbet.

Finally got my hands on this flavor to try. Hella good. Probably will never find another can again just like Witch’s Brew. 😭

CW: gore
If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally killed @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice😅

Thanks @starkkarstvt.bsky.social, @akitoscorpio.bsky.social, @masterchief00099.bsky.social, @desertcrawler13.bsky.social for the💖

Someone has to put him down if I’m not available. It’s the rules.

Also look at this adorable af art that @fabledkitty.bsky.social made of me. She’s beautiful and I love her. 🖤🥰😭

Sometimes you just have to chug a strawberry milk and blast recession pop in place of therapy.

I like that the entire time I was out today my hair stayed flat but now that I’m getting ready for bed it suddenly has personality.

If I ever was elected president, my first decree would be to free Nicole Kidman from that movie theater.

Twitch Twitch is the world

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Two platypuses, a potato, a Colonel Sanders lalafell, and a clown become funny little robots that get exploded by ghosts in R.E.P.O.

w/ Diabet_Potat, Drelsauce, @grogiegames.bsky.social, @gigglesmcgoth.bsky.social

www.twitch.tv/Ralphypus