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Paul Varghese

@paulandoates.bsky.social

I’m a comedian and have been for over 2 decades. All attempts at humor are just that, attempts. DM me to find out about upcoming shows

5 Followers  |  2 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 16.10.2025  |  1.4945

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When I was four, my mom let me dress up as The Incredible Hulk but the mask was too hot so I took it off.

I looked like brown Bruce Banner if he was 85% angry, like if he was just perturbed.

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"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - a quote from Mahatma Gandhi that Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson took way too literally.

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“Authorities are demanding all residents to stay inside! Away from the hurricane!”

- TV reporter outside in the hurricane

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So people are mad that Mamdani called someone an “auntie” that wasn’t his actual “auntie?”

EVERY BROWN PERSON: ….. and?
Wait until you find out who he calls “cousins”.

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INDIAN PARENTS!

Of course your son is a submissive computer engineer, you’ve been calling him “beta” his whole life

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ALL TICKET LINKS RIGHT
linktr.ee/paulvarghese

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CBS made this sound like a new album about to drop

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With all the diversity here, even our zombies are gonna be picky eaters.

“What are you craving
Chinese or Indian?”

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SPOILER ALERT
The kids in “Weapons” ran out of their house in the middle of the night because the Wi-Fi went out.

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Rappers doing car warranty commercials is the exact opposite of Pimp My Ride

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What you saved in money at previous state fairs, you spent on cholesterol meds for everything you ate.

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The Seattle Storm have hired the 1st ever Indian head coach in American pro sports history.

This is her celebrating her historic achievement.

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Here’s a long overdue pic of my dog watching the NBA Draft, waiting for his name to be called.

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