@paulandoates.bsky.social
I’m a comedian and have been for over 2 decades. All attempts at humor are just that, attempts. DM me to find out about upcoming shows
When I was four, my mom let me dress up as The Incredible Hulk but the mask was too hot so I took it off.
I looked like brown Bruce Banner if he was 85% angry, like if he was just perturbed.
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - a quote from Mahatma Gandhi that Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson took way too literally.
29.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Authorities are demanding all residents to stay inside! Away from the hurricane!”
- TV reporter outside in the hurricane
So people are mad that Mamdani called someone an “auntie” that wasn’t his actual “auntie?”
EVERY BROWN PERSON: ….. and?
Wait until you find out who he calls “cousins”.
INDIAN PARENTS!
Of course your son is a submissive computer engineer, you’ve been calling him “beta” his whole life
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CBS made this sound like a new album about to drop
28.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With all the diversity here, even our zombies are gonna be picky eaters.
“What are you craving
Chinese or Indian?”
SPOILER ALERT
The kids in “Weapons” ran out of their house in the middle of the night because the Wi-Fi went out.
Rappers doing car warranty commercials is the exact opposite of Pimp My Ride
25.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What you saved in money at previous state fairs, you spent on cholesterol meds for everything you ate.
25.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Seattle Storm have hired the 1st ever Indian head coach in American pro sports history.
This is her celebrating her historic achievement.
Here’s a long overdue pic of my dog watching the NBA Draft, waiting for his name to be called.
24.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0