Mojo

Me: I know you prob arent use to this either

yt woman: “I know you’re not use to this, but you’re gorgeous.”

I was so gobsmacked all I could do was sit there and try to understand why she would think that

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Ain’t no way you’re a 5 star driver with a funky ass car

Yw 😅

They really played with the Travel Tuesday Deals. I’ve been tracking flights for months and they stayed exactly the same for Travel Tuesday and now $150+ more 🙄

If I don’t finish it in the next 5 days. Ima have to go ahead and call it bc I got 3 more books to read before the year is over

I might DNF my first book in years. I read 43% of it and I hate it, but I also think like not seeing through would be a “failure”.

If Design Essentials has a Black Friday Sale, that will be the only place I’ll ball out on it.

I get pissed off everytime I hear “Good Skin, Rich Too,” and y’all got it trending like that girl don’t be in yt supremacy chat rooms. 🙄

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I can only sleep for 3-4hrs at a time if I even sleep at all.
My sleepy girl cocktails is SleepyTime tea, 10mg Melatonin, and 25mg of Doxylamine. I wouldn’t be all that shocked if one day i just didn’t get up

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WHEN YA LIFE IS TURNNNIN, TOPSY TURRRRVEYYYYY

I had no clue today was Saturday. I definitely thought it was Friday

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I’ve used all my words for the day. I ain’t got shit else to say

Having to pay to get back into my email is ridiculous

I’m just tired and delirious

The fact that the phone is on now and the apps are still pending is pissin me off. Ion ever wanna get a new phone ever again

It as at this ever moment I knew I fucked up

Listen bitch. Ion have enough patience to sit through this hurry tf up (it’s been 15 minutes)

I’m manifesting a world where everyone I come in contact with (directly and indirectly) is rational, considerate, and has great conflict resolution skills. It’s gonna be great!

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If you would have told me I would grow up to be a Squidward in a world full of Mr.Krabs and Patrick’s. I’d would be in a land far far away.

Today was supposed to be my Scholastic Pizza Party but I forgot all about it. 😅

I hate being an adult! It’s one of the worst things that’s ever happened to me

The Spanish “We got food at the house” DoorDash commercial lowkey pisses me off

I’ve had a bunch of first this month.

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Life been on my neck, but I got my first bingo on my 2025 Bingo Card.

I have the attention span on a gnat and I’m overstimulated, SEND HELP

I’ll never be ashamed of reading my smut/spicy books, the main folks who say that we need to be shamed, aren’t even comfortable their sexuality so we ain’t even on the same playing field babe 🤣

Just finished my 80th book of the year, I feel like I need to throw another pizza party 😏

The amount of white pdfiles that are cops, drs, judges, teachers and pastors is Scary.

Children are not safe in america

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I can’t wait to get in the bed and read my book for 2hrs while I giggle and rub my feet together