Mojo

It is by the grace of God and only God that I got on this damn flight

Bitch. If I tell you what I went thru to get on this flight 😂

Girl I be in everybody’s business. 😂😂😂

I need to
Work on that

Getting ready to leave the country in less than 48hrs is an Olympic sport only for the busiest procrastinator. I recommend not attempting it exhausted 😭😭😭😭

Yes and yes

Yw. If that’s too spicy for you Poblano would be in the middle for spice level

Try Serrano peppers instead. Similar flavor profile but spicier than an jalapeño

I feel like my dentist just violated my whole mouth, then massaged my jaw 😂

I can tell I’m getting older, I indeed need all of my little rest. I can’t even function off 5hrs of sleep 😭

Girl why did TransUnion tell me to file a police report at my local precinct for an inaccuracy on my credit report…

26/27 you gotta be off your ppls insurance , the cost of your car insurance was “supposed” to drop, you don’t get charged a “risk” fee on rentals and hotels anymore. It’s a very pivotal time for an adult 😂. We’re 53 days away from m birthday 3/29 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Happy belated! My last milestone birthday was 26/27. I’ve been waiting on 30 forever! Then I have to wait a whole 10 yrs for 40. I gotta make this count 😂

I’ve already started telling ppl I’m 30. I’m so excited 😂

Bitch. Did I just find out I have dysgraphia 😳

One dimensional thinking really concerns me, bc that cognitive dissonance is built Ford Tough.

Getting stuck in Dallas was not on my agenda for the weekend

My list of ppl I can call when I’m drunk is very short. One of these muthafuckas better answer before I get mad

I’ve been pissed off about “a piece of chicken,a piece of broccoli, a tortilla and something else” all day

I get the most compliments when I rush to do my makeup.

I’m really not cool with living in a dictatorship and I’m literally watching it unfold first hand

Sitting here wondering what this last thing is on my To Do list, so I can mark it off.
Any Guesses?

I just realized I really don’t know any of my friends significant others real names and I never save their numbers…. And they’ve been around for years.

spongebob is wearing a top hat and glasses while driving a car and holding a mop . ALT: spongebob is wearing a top hat and glasses while driving a car and holding a mop .

Everything I write down I get accomplished!

Life’s gotta be tough when you look so inbred ppl bust out laughing when they see you.

3 of my trips for this year a confirmed, secured, and booked. Dont ask me to do nothing bc the answer is probably no. We’re in a whole depression I gotta play my cards right

It’s the second day of the year. Please don’t make me show you what I’m made of.

Finished my first Journal Prompt on 2026! May this year bless me and keep me protected. We have a journey ahead of us

We’re just girls 🫶🏾

Doing the best that we can, with what we got!

Oh and Happy New Year 🥳

I’m glad we could show up for each other. I feel a little better now 🫶🏾