La Ellie (Eleonor England)

Look, I know y’all think New Yorkers are rude. But we’re not the little bitches that put all our packages and purses and shit on empty chairs so nobody else gets to sit down

Delay, deny, depose

Welp yesterday I managed to score an appt with the DMV to get a Real ID. Is it at dawn two days after the deadline? Yes! Also it's in San Ysidro

Apparently all you bitches are on the payroll of The Elites, Inc

www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

Take that, you little bitch-ass penguins

Mexico probably has a Stay in the US policy for asylum applications

So when you see a Tesla burning on the side of the road, how can you tell if it was burned down by an angry protester or if it exploded because it's a Tesla?

MARK!!!! BABY!!!! Welcome to bsky!!!! So glad to see you!

Is he gonna just make America suck so much that Mexico builds its own wall?

My main problem with cabaret shows is there no drink MAXIMUM. Like I dunno what to do here - I need guidance!

We're midway through President Trump's plan to stop immigration by making the US so undesirable that no one wants to come here in the first place

Just heard on Fox "News" that Trump has awarded the contract to make this new military plane to...(wait for it)...Boeing. you can't make this shit up

No way a Kawai! My fave! @ripleygrierstudios.bsky.social

Hitler dismantled the Germany democracy in 53 days. This bitch has been in office 56 days and is only like halfway there. These ppl suck at their jobs

An Open Letter to the Traitors Who Ruined Southwest Airlines Dallas’ favorite airline just ditched the best perk it had going. Herb Kelleher would have never stood for this.

Even ppl from Texas are right once in a while

www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-...

If Terrorist Tesla has just 2 more weeks of these losses the stock will get delisted from the DJIA and the company will face bankruptcy.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SELL SELL SELL TESLA!!!!!!!!! DESTROY NAZI STOCKS!!!!!! 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉

ME: Wanna short Tesla stock?
FRIEND: Do we have money to do that?
ME: No

#IDontSeeWhyThatMatters

So now they gonna fire the PMILF? #WTFCA

Lol

What I've learned from moving to NYC without a real plan: you can't just go off Willy Nilly to someplace with slightly terrible tacos

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

The problem is everyone knows what needs to be done but nobody wants to be the one to do it

I'm just glad someone finally invented decaf OJ. Fuck that took long enough

At LAX they have a grand piano in the United terminal. There's always some kid there tearing it up on some jazz and w a roller bag parked nearby. Fucking love this town

Elon doesn't have a 155 IQ. I mean, if he can't figure out his target market for electric vehicles is ppl in the center and left then I don't know what to tell you

I guess I don't understand why the US can't be the 11th province of Canada? That seems a lot more reasonable

So all the businesses are leaving the US to save money and going to third world countries, such as China and Indonesia. And Texas

Heard a Canadian bitching about how if ppl in the US really wished Ca well, they'd go out and overthrow their country. Awww, poor baby, when our country is overrun by a fascist dictator, let's not forget Canadians are the real fucking victims here