🫧rebecca irene🫧

but also chloe et al 😭😭😭😭

mine is def I hate it here 🤍

if a dog and a cat competed to be president, the dog would be a republican and the cat would be a dem

damn being off twitter rly allowed me to miss katy perry going to space 😭😭 oh well who gaf

what if taylor swift albums were the zodiac signs?

a thread🧵

Taylor Swift as Haley Jones in CSI Season 9 Episode 16 "Turn, Turn, Turn!" with a short dark brown bob with bangs, dark eye shadow, lip and nose piercing. She's holding a polaroid and the vacancy sign at the hotel is lit up green and red behind her out of focus

first I just wanna say...
VILLAIN BOB WITH BANGS!!!
also the obvious polaroid...
RED GREEN RED GREEN!!!

“Couldn’t have said it better myself “!
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Lady Gaga has kicked off her #Coachella set.

half of the posts on twitter remind me that the dead internet theory is very real

Good morning Bluesky !

isn't jack black a zionist

coffee? weed should be named cough-ee. coffee should be named drinky

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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

somewhere in the world there is a coworker still making demure jokes

I hate wearing shirts that don't breathe bc even if I'm not hot I still get boob sweat

Pic of about 50 protesters in Keyser,WV, pop 4850. The deepest of red territory.

Love seeing all the people who care. Big cities are amazing, but this bravery is what makes my heart burst.

San Francisco gets an A+ for presentation and form.

found a prepper forum for women and it's hilarious how much more practical it is. the men are all stockpiling guns and this group is like crowdsourcing ideas for keeping a CPAP running to take care of an elderly parent in an extended power outage

bullet: dodged

I know bisexuality exists because i exist, and I'm full of it

And again.

If you support invading Canada or Greenland, you are a horrible person without a shred of morality or intelligence.

A screenshot of a post on X by user Suzie Rizzo (@SUZIERIZZO1 ). The post includes a text graphic with an orange background and black text that reads: "WHEN did America become a place where people take joy in suffering? Celebrating job losses, cheering immigrant arrests, ignoring terrified schoolchildren, and applauding when neighbors lose public assistance—what happened to basic human decency?" Above the graphic, Suzie Rizzo's comment reads: "Anyone want to answer this??? "

This is the result of decades of civic poisoning by Fox News and right-wing echo chambers and channels.

chappellroan • 1d The rainbow dress so pretty !!! doechii a 2d [brown heart emoji] jennaortega 6h Whatever you say princess

These comments on Sabrina’s post… it’s like the set of the YNTCD music video. Gayyyyyyy

a note and a $20 tip asking to play Christmas Tree Farm

this is so fucking funny

socrates never existed btw

Are you proudly one of them?👇

Let’s see all those beautiful hands raised, high! 🤚✨

When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public