Wiffle Ball Helmet

John Fetterman has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala

pretty sure sex trafficking and rape are bad even if the girl is 15 megyn

I peelz cats all day long
I'm Gordan Shumway

AOC: How can we, as members of congress, Republican or Democrat, vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people? That is what this legislation does. In fact, Senator Graham said he was going to seek well over $1 million from the American people, from this.

“But her emails” was just another confession disguised as an accusation, it’s so incredibly obvious now.

One reason you hold a meeting to pressure/cajole/threaten Boebert in the Situation Room is so she can't record it.

Worst season of House of Cards

Let me get this straight, the criminal enterprise has a fixer named Mr. Wolff

The email that’s most newsworthy in my mind is the one that Epstein sent to Ghislaine Maxwell in 2011. 1. This was years before Trump ran for office. 2. It appears that Ghislaine Maxwell lied to DOJ officials during her meeting with them a couple months ago.

The email that’s most newsworthy in my mind is the one that Epstein sent to Ghislaine Maxwell in 2011.

1. This was years before Trump ran for office.

2. It appears that Ghislaine Maxwell lied to DOJ officials during her meeting with them a couple months ago.

hey guys, you know what goes really hard?

the mohs scale

One of the participants in this zoom conference is using a camera with resolution similar to Desert Storm era night vision goggles 😅

Still from news coverage of the exploding whale, showing an enormous explosion on a beach

It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”

Following more humble people. Please identify your humbleness below

Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster

Kash Patel’s ‘Effin Wild’ Ride as FBI Director In just one week in October, he ticked off his bosses with premature comments about a terror investigation and squeezed in a trip to the ‘Boondoggle Ranch’ on the bureau jet.

Lots of fun stuff in this scoop by Sadie Gurman, Josh Dawsey, Arunda Viswanatha, and Jack Gillum, beyond the ranch with the apropos name:

1) Dir. Patel almost wrecked an apparently genuine investigation into a terror group by premature interjection

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Yes. There was no victory to be had. I never said as much. But the political pain was just beginning to be felt. Trump was pressing to kill the filibuster. Make them do that. It’s not a victory but it’s a sword up for grabs.

opening the window to livestream the moon

Frost on the roof of a car with a finger line drawn through

A light frost on the roof of a house

Light frost on the leaves of a plant

I think it got a little colder than the reported low of 39. 🥶

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Big deal you guys have an ethereal shimmering light show happening above you 😒 In australia we have large winged beasts that will straight up pluck you from the earth and soar across the skies with you in their grasp

Dear bros, please tell your bro to call me. Not that one. The sweet one.

This joke is so dad it listens to Nickelback

They should start the movies over with James Bond being a kid. Like they did with the Gru movie for Despicable Me

Little Jimmy Bond

Walking out of CVS and this lady starts talking to me way too far away saying “my kid likes the cold but I’m ready for those couple warm days coming up”

Instead of saying your kids an idiot, I politely smiled in midwestern and said “yeah isn’t that something”

Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.

my productivity plan for all this darkness is to take a million naps

I can't read anymore of this. I'll explode.