I dunno why this blows my mind so hard, but technically it is possible that Jesus and the Disciples were sitting around drinking wine one night discussing the recent defeat of the Legions in the Teutoburg Forest (9AD)

If you're trying to 'finally get evidence against the crazy people' maybe they're not the crazy ones

I have a scented candle. I swear the scent is 'Right Guard'

#candles #funny

Some I'm PHP'ing, and there's a huge chunk of code that looks really important and vital, but when I remove it nothing breaks. This has happened twice now, the last bit I cut I don't know how the site works without it. Yes all the code is 100% mine.

#PHP #coding #funny

When your phone alarm goes off, letting you know that it’s time to do something important, but you have no recollection whatsoever of what that important thing was

Whoever is running the #Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”

Whoever is running the Simulation is desperate for us to figure it out and to this end, they keep tweaking the settings, harder and harder, hoping that eventually it’ll dawn on us that this can’t be real, but we’re all just like, “lol wild, man”

In 1996 I had to suffer through the scandal of Bill Clinton getting a blowie. Here we are 30 years later & once again there’s a scandal about Bill Clinton getting a blowjob, this time from Donald Trump. How much head was this guy getting?!

#bubba #trump #epstein

Popped up on my Facebook feed. The child's backpack is NOT doing this listing any favors

#funny #facebook #renting #creepy #pics

That moment when you’re making your grocery list and it AutoCorrects ‘margarine’ to ‘margarita mix’ and you have to decide if you’re going to keep it.

Also, fun fact, AutoCorrect capitalizes itself.

#autocorrect #funny #margaritas

YouTube video by Anton Petrov Previously Unknown Type of Water Ice Solidifies at Room Temperature (Ice XXI)

#todayIlearned that not only is there an Ice-9, we're actually up to Ice-21 now. Fortunately they exist only at weird combinations of temp and pressure. The ice in our drinks and sinking our ships is actually the rarest. #ice9 #ice #til #youtube #video #antonpetrov

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyG...

How are you liking glass in general? Yay or nay?

Are we talking about the 'glass' edges? I'm still on 18, I guess it's all my 12 Pro Max can handle, but all my icons are slowly being changed over to this by their developers and I hate it

What if the rapture really did happen today and only, like, thirty people were good enough

#rapture #funny #leftbehind

Youtube ad came on for Husky Brand auto/truck bed liners and at the end they made a little joke about also being good for dogs and they showed a basset hound

I think this is the laziest scam email I have ever received. Anyone that falls for this deserves whatever happens to them.

#digital #darwin #awar

I should add to this that I've been under actual hypnosis several times (ironically to quit smoking—it worked), and in a weird quirk, I cannot be hypnotized to see things that aren't there.

So, she was able to do something with her performance that a professional hypnotist cannot do. LEGEND.

I saw here do "Search for intelligent Life" on stage in San Fran. One of her characters was smoking a cigarette. I saw the smoke when she exhaled, and thought: that is amazing that Lily Tomlin can get the city to let her smoke a cigarette indoors.

That is when I realized, there was no cigarette.

I ordered something from Amazon and the tracker says it’s out for delivery, but it’s UPS so that could just easily mean it’s on a truck in like, say, Bakersfield

Wait, what kind of sounds?

Link to the video in case you're curious to know what 'spherical sounds' sound like: www.youtube.com/shorts/hQ6R_...

#closedcaptions #funny #mislabeled

OK now he's saying there's lights on it—I maintain it's an object worth studying but Avi might need to calm down a little bit lol

Do I send you my address or how does this work

No on talks about this but one of the worst things about this timeline is, from now on if we say "I grokked something," people will think we used Elon's AI to look something up :/

YouTube video by TheBeatlescartoons70 The Beatles Cartoon-Tomorrow Never Knows

I used to watch this Beatles cartoon when I was a kid and I LOVED it. Here is a cartoon for small children doing their version of 'Tomorrow Never Knows', the song John wrote about tripping balls. Thanks for the tip, John, you were so right!

#beatles #cartoon #lsd

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNzw...

What are you talking about that’s exactly what I thought he would sound like also does he need more friends, you know, just to hang out with? I’m pretty fun

I feel live if you’re in danger of catching #covid from yer #toilet bowl then you probably have bigger problems than Covid

I did one of those the other day with quickbooks and it let me reset someone else's password, the bookkeeper that used to use our account, I could see all the businesses he was working on, but couldn't see my own because I didn't have the user name, if you lose that its gone forever apparently :/

I love to hear it! For my part, I def do take anything he says with a big grain of salt, he seems fairly certain that Oumuamua is -likely- to be a craft & I find that to be a stretch and 1/2. Can't hurt to practice any chance we get though, just to get good at it.

Avi Loeb, who says by far the most likely explanation is that it's just a comet? All he's saying is, we should practice analyzing these rare interstellar visitors when we can, in the very slim but non-zero chance that someday it's -not- just a comet.

My grandfather was an #engineer so in 1975 he got this #calculator to replace his #sliderule. It cost $225, which is—wait for it—$1344 in today's dollars. He let me play with it, I was 6!

It's now listed in the Smithsonian.

www.si.edu/object/texas...