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@jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social I watched AVTAK last night and it’s such a drag that Bond himself never has any fun anymore, let alone the audience.

🤣🤘

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Pro Tip: read everything generated by LLMs in the voice of HAL 9000 so you’ll have a better chance of feeling the needed internal skepticism about anything it says to you.

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist

Fuckin’ A, bubba, I won the lottery for this meme.

A bust of THE KING.

Thinking I should bring my bust of Elvis with me when I see EPiC.

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A stack of old Partridge Family and Flying Nun paperback novels.

You guys I’ve struck literary gold.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Just thinking about the fact that the Brady kids had to share one bathroom.

I’m so relieved to not have to watch any Trek anymore.

And that followed by What’s The Best Star Trek Line is just everything

My LP of the soundtrack to Star Trek-The Motion Picture, received as a Christmas present in 1979, now freshly washed and spun on my record player.

There is no comparison.

Which is exactly why I was able to buy an actual Han Solo blaster w/holster prop for practically nothing - because no one cared about Star Wars in 1988!

1986 article from Starlog Magazine, headline: Is Star Wars Fandom Dead?

Time is a flat circle

Imagine being in jail for possession of cocaine and seeing this shit

Kill Bond. Now.

Greatest line reading in cinematic history. Case closed.

Blocked

There was a typo that infuriated me but I stand by YOLT

Ninjas and volcanos. Fuck yeah.

I mean look at this

Album cover for Meco’s Ewok Celebration

Also, I bought this for three dollars yesterday. Yub nub, muthafuckahs. Yub nub.

A trading card for fictional character Flash Gordon signed by actor Sam Jones

Football just hasn’t been the same since we lost New York Jets quarterback Flash Gordon back in 1980 when our planet experienced all those weird quakes and hot hail.

Friendly reminder from Star Trek the Next Generation that WWIII starts in 2026.

I don’t know, but it seems like these outfits aren’t too far from what we’re already seeing…

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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Was watching Bourne movies again (as one does) and thought how quaint it was that the agencies were desperate to make sure word didn’t get out that they regularly assassinated American citizens without arrest or trial. Hahahaha, those were the days.

Well, to be fair, I only have the excellent LTK teaser poster (which I paired with the Last Crusade teaser last year as a tribute to 1989).

#civildisobedience

My messy office with two movie posters on display: The Living Daylights teaser and The Living Daylights regular one sheet.

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I’m waiting out this ice storm by playing the track Ice Chase on repeat as I stare at my posters.

Who let Grampa go out of the country? He needs to be home napping in his gold recliner, not gallivanting off to Davos where he’s just gonna ramble nonsensically about Iceland and whatnot.

It’s a screen shot of the super addictive alien video game that everyone except Picard got hooked on in Star Trek The Next Generation

I’m not really a gamer but this new one I’ve started is really drawing me in.