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Jenard Jupiter

@dadonthecouch.bsky.social

I write about unrealistic occurrences in unreal worlds to keep me sane in a real world with unbelievable occurrences taking place daily. I also LOVE Marvel movies. And Power Rangers (OG)

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Off ๐Ÿคค

12.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saturday Night #AEWCollision
8/7c, TNT + HBO Max
THIS SATURDAY, 2/7

Thekla in Action!

Ahead of learning what the stipulation will be for her AEW World Championship rematch against Kris Statlander, "The Toxic Spider" will be in action in Las Vegas, THIS SATURDAY!

05.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Happy Birthday!!

21.01.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Letโ€™s see, Venezuela take over, and wanting to take Greenland and at home heโ€™s storming states with shock troops. Clearly we have an idiot in office that will kill us all.

11.01.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21800    ๐Ÿ” 5531    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1023    ๐Ÿ“Œ 290
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Stephen Colbert Speaks The Truth

10.01.2026 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2880    ๐Ÿ” 1389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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Has anyone else noticed that the EPSTEIN FILES are still being held back. Less than 1% have been released. Another blatant refusal to accept oversight from our pitifully weak congress. ๐Ÿ—ฝ

10.01.2026 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12516    ๐Ÿ” 4362    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 418    ๐Ÿ“Œ 144
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This says it all.

09.01.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4513    ๐Ÿ” 1273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

The lady in red ๐Ÿ˜Œ

10.01.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wake up. Be unhinged. Donโ€™t take any shit. Rest. Repeat.

Go do some good while youโ€™re at it. And smoke one.

10.01.2026 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indiana is a scary fucking team.

10.01.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œGod damn them all.โ€

08.01.2026 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23354    ๐Ÿ” 7735    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 651    ๐Ÿ“Œ 418

Best follow yet ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ

08.01.2026 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Identity Colonization. Rev. Otis Moss III Breaks the Limits Forced on Black Minds.
YouTube video by Roland S. Martin Identity Colonization. Rev. Otis Moss III Breaks the Limits Forced on Black Minds.

"In this yet to be United States" "Black people are the tall trees standing un the forest after a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ youtu.be/G_4iLIHgcUk?...

30.12.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much so lol

30.12.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why tf is my algorithm showing me posts about the fed!?

I donโ€™t rock with that โ€œwrestlingโ€ promotion at all

30.11.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AEW World Title
Samoa Joe vs Eddie Kingston

After The Mad King beat The Wrestler at Thanksgiving #AEWCollision + called out Samoa Joe, it will be

Samoa Joe vs Eddie Kingston
for the AEW World Title
at Winter Is Coming!

#AEWDynamite Winter Is Coming
8pm ET/7pm CT
Wednesday, 12/10

29.11.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

And this is the reminder that their base will only care about issues when their people are not the ones accused or outright involved. Doesnโ€™t matter what the issueโ€”p3d0feelya, abuse, school pew pews, corruption and greedโ€ฆ. itโ€™s a never-ending list of mobile goal posts

27.11.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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READ BANNED BOOKS

06.10.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck book banning

06.10.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ORANGE CASSIDY TRIED AT AEW REVOLUTION | ORDER THE REPLAY NOW
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling ORANGE CASSIDY TRIED AT AEW REVOLUTION | ORDER THE REPLAY NOW

TOMORROW on #AEWDynamite Title Tuesday, Orange Cassidy + PAC reignite their rivalry!

At Revolution 2020, these two had one of the most memorable moments in AEW history โ€“ when Orange Cassidy TRIED!

Get hyped + relive that epic moment right now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td47...

06.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Itโ€™s being defended tonight

24.09.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Already counting down until I get home tonight.

23.09.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back on here becauseโ€ฆ idk. Another attempt at finishing community? ๏ฟผ๏ฟผ๏ฟผ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

17.09.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The day gon end.

17.09.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Degradation/Praise Kinks are very fun to try. Talk beforehand about what she likes to hear and respect boundaries and be creative

17.09.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being told this and then ordered to do it isโ€ฆ therapeutic

17.09.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™ve done our part PLENTY of times in the past, November included. Overdone it on every occasion.

They got it. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

09.06.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wake, workout, and bake.

21.05.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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