Warning Bites

Me and my boys went to a strange LAND
The sun beat down on the desert SAND
My man Ad-rock turned to us and said
Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD?

We approached this ancient, beat up MASS
We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS
A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR
But we saw no works, nothing was THERE

"Person standing next to the principal at graduation (in charge of handing the principal the diplomas)"

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"Person who forgot their keys, ran to the convenience store, and is now stuck in the apartment lobby, waiting for someone to let them in"

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I try to go a couple days between shampoos to preserve my hair's natural horror formations and matted angles

Just found another wooden Heracles sculpture 👇

Even Morgan Stanley's analysts have conceded that the AI industry has become "increasingly circular" , with suppliers funding customers, customers investing in suppliers, and vendor-customer revenue sharing agreements. As Morgan Stanley noted, "the nature and complexity of these types of transactions make it difficult for investors to understand the true economics":

Who wants to guess what happens next (not eligible if you were alive in 2008)

Israel still blocking most Gaza aid as military carries out more attacks Gaza Government Media Office says just 24 percent of agreed aid allowed into Gaza since ceasefire deal came into force.

Gaza Government Media Office says just 24 percent of agreed aid allowed into Gaza since ceasefire deal came into force.

A little ginger kitten peeking out of a Halloween treat bag, there’s a paper jack o lantern treat bag in the background

Oh okay

This is basically how I imagine ASMR working

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Is this meme but torment nexus

The Pentagon has failed seven audits in a row and the DoD has confirmed nearly $11 billion in fraud in just 7 years. But the concern is the poorest Americans abusing the average $342 monthly alotment. foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-...

Republicans understand that the best way to kill social programs is to paint their beneficiaries as Black, as support for these programs declines — even amongst white people who need them — when they think large numbers of Black people will benefit.

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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

Just took psychic damage from this

Excerpt of a Department of Veterans Affairs Memorandum dated June 15, 2025. It's addressed to the Acting Principal Deputy Under Secretary for Benefits, and the subject is "Amend Presumption for Male Breast Cancer."

One night recently, I got a Signal message

Would I be interested in seeing an internal Trump admin memo?

I said yes (duh). Then, I couldn’t believe what I was looking at.

The memo shows how the VA is making access to health coverage header for just one group:

Male vets w/ breast cancer….

SNAP benefits feed essential needs while still leaving many hungry for more Journalist and author Adam Chandler explains what so much of the conversation about them gets wrong.

As SNAP hangs in the balance for nearly 42 million people, misinformation is rampant. Myths of laziness and fraud persist when we should be talking about too low wages for workers, income inequality, and our threadbare social safety net.

In this guest post, Adam Chandler sorts fact from fiction:

If you eliminate billionaires, the stock market will go, too, according to Mark Cuban

deal

being married is so embarrassing like oooh i can’t live without you you’re my best friend blah blah blah

I can't believe Christmas is next week

A dog walking on a wooded trail as sun shines through the trees

So damn beautiful this morning

Such a perfect example of what we all give up when we refuse to address basic inequalities. I don't want to live in a country where all the public space is militarized to keep hungry people from stealing food, just give them money to buy food!

Her: do that thing i like

Me: *goes and sleep on the couch

Pumpkin Witch and Cat Witch in their Hanboks. Cat Witch is also holding a broom in one hand. Two crows flying on both sides of the illustration.

Happy Halloween! 🎃

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

Secret service agents gluing pool noodles on each exposed corner
Like had to do with my visually impaired dog

While I support the long-term ecological project of bugs, I feel that their short-term goals are not mission-aligned. My brand partnership with bugs hinges on actionable progress with regard to: getting in my house, scampering around, flying when it looks like you shouldn’t be able to, attitude.

Don't care what people use SNAP on and never will, fuck you if you care