mean dyke

🥺 thanks big dog

send in the clowns

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

American Grill Doll

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

hey can i uhhh buy a table or

don’t make me tap the sign

at least we live in the universe where lin manuel miranda is cis

out: crowdfunding gender affirming care

in: mister beast style Man Challenges

THIS IS THE FREE STATE OF TRANSAS, YOU FUCKING PUNKERS

IT IS THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE A GAY PERSON AT AN EVIL CLUB WHERE YOU ARE COMITTING MURDER AND DANCING AND YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE, YOU ARE IN A VIDEO GAME AND YOU HAVE LIGHTS ON YOUR FACE AND EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS WELCOME TO THE NEW ALBUM BY THE BAND HEALTH

Photo of a model from Angus Tsui’s AW2026 collection. They’re wearing a white dress with a mermaid skirt that resembles a straight jacket. There are peeks of red showing behind her crossed arms

Photo of the same model with their arms outstretched. The red is fully revealed and you can see intricately carved details that look like musculature. The overall effect makes it look like they’ve been flayed open

The whole collection is cool in a deeply upsetting way

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Jar jar binks pizza hut box from 1999 for $35

Buying this and storing all my important documents in it.

'Smiling' fossil discovered in Northumberland The unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

we all be profen from time to time

no one likes my ideas

autobiography im dum

reading the kathleen hannah biopic and it’s fantastic and also making my mental state even worse

she let me hit because she's euthanizing me tomorrow

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

they should invent friday the 13th flash that i like

i wish i had a tower or dungeon to brood in but the best i can do is the toilet

went on a mission around the city to find a suitable replacement. not ONE other draconic bong. what has the world come to

i hate to report that the downstem of the bowl was GLUED into the stem of the bong itself because someone did a horrible job fixing it. i am devistated

i have like -3 followers who has the time for this shit man

who are these people

important things happening in the house group chat

i’m pressing the good stuff lever