The Witch of the Sea

water.

your eggs.

. . . you need to pay for them? that seems counterintuitive. what if you don't have the money and don't have a way to get any?

the idea of greed and consumerism is a plague upon the world. i don't think i've paid for anything in the time i've been in this form.

do you want my arm instead?

adjusting.. that.

[ her head slowly tilts, blank eyes looking to said prosthetic. if you listen heard enough, you can hear her neck crack. ]

. . . . i don't think i'm familiar. knowledge of basic things is something i tend to lack, my roommate says.

[ she hasn't blinked in any conversation. ]

you need to learn to recognize my voice. it's important.

let me rephrase.

what is it that you're doing?

. . .

what's this?

i must go on an adventure.

i was told about a super awesome death sword. i want it.

doesn't mean i forgive them for polluting my ocean.

at first, i thought all humans the problem. but after i did my thing, i learned it isn't all of them. they have a ton of problems, though.

my best friend is a human. my other best friend is.. blocky. i don't really know. but that's not what's important.

they're unhappy about a lot of things.

i had never seen a human before i found my vessel. all i knew is that they polluted my home. once one eventually drowned, i took over. i've never felt more powerful.

i suppose there's a difference between being an unknown parasitic sea creature and a reptile, though.

stubby ass? i find these human hands to be useful. compared to what i had before, anyway.

yes. i can see that. how did you turn back? another potion?

oh. what gives.

drink my water.

a woman with blue hair is wearing goggles and a choker . ALT: a woman with blue hair is wearing goggles and a choker .

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hm. lower than my own rating, though we did have different ways of coming to this.

[She's writing furiously on the notepad.]

hates.. skin..

[scribble scribble.]

do you feel.. stronger? weaker? like you could take over the world? like you'd fall down and not be able to rise again?

please give me your experience as a human and rate it on a scale of 1-10.

you know what. i believe that is a fair assumption. though a potion to turn a human into a monster sounds very dangerous. something i'd like to try to brew..

i do have a question.

[She snaps her fingers, a notepad and pen suddenly appearing in her hands out of thin air.]

[She raises her eyebrow. She would theoretically be more intimidated by a flame from a lighter.]

they are putting potions in treats now? i never even thought of that. well, it's not like i brew many potions anyway..

[she begins muttering to herself for a minute.]

. . okay. that is a fair reason.

hm. i was able to shape my body to the way i wanted it to.

[upon hearing this explanation, she just stares.]

you drank a potion. i will assume it was given to you and you didn't just find it on the ground and drink it.

please tell me that was it.

. . . .

oh, right. the water ruiner. the ooze-seer.

you look different. did you find a vessel to enter too?

i didn't think you were capable of that.

. . something feels off.

i want coins.

i've been going through a lot. i don't remember.

these eyes suck under the water.

. . . do i know you?

i know, right. you can barely see anything.

i want yogurt.

where am i.

from the what.