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How did Mike Trout, the best baseball player of his generation, fade away? He was a baseball god before his body betrayed him. Did he harm his legacy by staying loyal to the Angels?

Other people feel bad for Mike Trout too www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...

06.11.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DSG stands for Dick Sucking Group and is the name of the dick sucking factory's parent company

06.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best way to get better at sports is to practice in the mirror. Nude.

06.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the late Cubes hall of famer?

05.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Many thanks to IT for doing whatever you did to wipe everyone's start menu tiles. I'm taking the rest of the week off

04.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chick Deney

04.11.2025 11:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your eyes didn't deceive you -- Game 7 really did have the most wild swings all time Game 7 of the 2025 World Series was one of the wildest, and to some extent that’s expressed as easily as “a deciding World Series game went to extra innings,” which had happened just twice before in b...

Wrote about how Game 7 not only had two of the five most impactful plays in history, it also had..

- the most impactful out ever
- 3 of the top dozen plays ever
- the most plays that swung championship WPA by at least 15% of any game ever (9)

www.mlb.com/news/most-wi...

03.11.2025 00:38 — 👍 462 🔁 80 💬 19 📌 4

Count me out on the Falcons for the rest of the year. The sickness persists

02.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel bad for Mike Trout

02.11.2025 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rude

02.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boy oh boy

02.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I WANT SEAFOOD

02.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems as good as any method

02.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Internet says 6'7"

02.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Tonight's home plate ump is like 6'8" right

02.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[drunkenly] the strike zone should be round

02.11.2025 01:36 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my god this is amazing

02.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need to get Jim Amendments over here to enforce the damn pitch clock

02.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn't this a pitch clock violation

02.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They should've pulled Scherzer already

02.11.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The tough guy Blue Jays are awesome

02.11.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BO KNOWS

02.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have trouble believing he isn't a Boone

02.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dodgers going to the pen next inning

02.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imploring the Dores to complete a tackle

01.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bewildering to me that Mo Bamba has become a stadium staple

01.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy crappo

01.11.2025 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love too pop a drive over the backyard net and down the block into god knows who's roof

31.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HEARTWARMING: the surveillance state is surveilling the surveillance state

31.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell I'll jack this cheese I don't even care

31.10.2025 04:36 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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