The Prado has an exquisite collection of boobs of all shapes and sizes
03.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Prado has an exquisite collection of boobs of all shapes and sizes
03.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Left my water bottle on the train this trip is ruined
01.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do not bother with Madrid if you can go to Sevilla
27.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deported from Spain for eating a vegetable
23.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good news she lived!
22.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIP to my wife, who has died of jet lag
22.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[chuckling] let's get it started, ha, let's get it started in here
19.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is Office trying to autorecover the admitted original version of the file that I personally saved
19.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JUDGE COCKNEY: G'day guvnah
ANDREW: For the last time I am a prince of this realm, not a governor, and I expect to be addressed accordingly
Making my fortune in key safes. Our motto? "You're gonna need a key for that key"
19.02.2026 11:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is he also resigning in disgrace today?
17.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh yeah you're remembering some guys? Well what about Tony Clark?
17.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Putting my marriage on thin ice by breaking out into a booming, a capella version of this every so often while we're watching the Olympics youtu.be/U-xsosv6uM0
13.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[trying to go viral in both 2007 and classical antiquity] Don't catapult me, bro
12.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Genghis Khan
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CBP AGENT: [trying to contact a balloon] You have entered protected airspace. Change course immediately or we will shoot you down.
BALLOON: [squeaks]
Dogs are out lounging in the sun on the first warm day in weeks
10.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biathletes are used to having two of everything
10.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a goddamn tragedy.
09.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 495 🔁 65 💬 22 📌 0It's dehumanizing to the pig and you know that's a line that can't be crossed
10.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0youtu.be/WvU-ZD7Q-gY
10.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Extremely Autistic Defensive Coordinator is one of the surest head coaches hirings you can possibly make
10.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 316 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 2
Pats QB tonight
09.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pats OL tonight
09.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Braves winning it all this year
09.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 120 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 2We hate seeing hot people dance don't we fellow citizens
09.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow only the second non-English halftime show in Super Bowl history (Bruce Springsteen, 2009)
09.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you believe this dumbass country took 190 years to come up with the super bowl
08.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was going to say winterguard for the winter but I feel weird splitting it from its bestie, rhythmic gymnastics
08.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AND drum corps
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