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Geeky rake | 6โ€™3โ€ | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Probably listening to musicโ€”slowed versions, of course. โ˜€๏ธโ™’๏ธ | ๐Ÿ’ซโ™Ž๏ธ | ๐ŸŒ™โ™‹๏ธ

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"Whatever You Like"
YouTube video by Pop Culture Moments "Whatever You Like"

Gay bottoms hopping on one leg for their Tops.

24.02.2026 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10 Minutes of Nick Drake Talking
YouTube video by Twilight Peaks 10 Minutes of Nick Drake Talking

Was gonna post โ€œNorthern Skyโ€ by Nick Drake, because itโ€™s one of my favorite songs, but I stumbled on this gem of him just talkingโ€ฆ and it made me smile.

It was surreal to hear him describe how โ€œuncannyโ€ sleeping at dawn is just as the sun rose on my own sleepless night.

23.02.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chopin - Nocturne in C Sharp Minor (slowed + reverb)
YouTube video by seisui Chopin - Nocturne in C Sharp Minor (slowed + reverb)

I heard recently that his tomb is now covered in glass; apparently, the thousands of kisses were deteriorating the stone. They call it โ€œvandalism by affection.โ€

How strange that even in death, kisses can undo tombs.

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This is a nocturne (night song) by Chopin, also buried at Pรจre Lachaise.

23.02.2026 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oscar Wilde An illustrated compendium of queer people in the 19th and 20th centuries

Oscar Wilde gave me monoโ€”or something like itโ€”from beyond the grave. When I lived in Paris back in 2010, I kissed his tombstone in that romantic cemetery, Pรจre Lachaise, and a few days later I was sicker than Iโ€™d ever been in my life.

I kissed him bc of his courageโ€”not bc of Dorian or Earnestโ€ฆ

23.02.2026 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Despedida
YouTube video by Antonio Pinto - Topic Despedida

Much of my family is from Colombia, which is where Love in the Time of Cholera takes place.

Thereโ€™s a song in the movie version, by Shakira, called La Despedidaโ€”itโ€™s about how, when a lover leaves, the one who is left behind hurts the most.

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There is no wind,
no fire,
no rain,
no life.

23.02.2026 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor visibly shaken to his core, with a look of powerlessness commingled with fright.

Rich or poor, the Devil *always* collects.

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๐Ÿ“ธ by REUTERS/Phil Noble

23.02.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Why everyone is now single: the mouse experiment
YouTube video by Istok Pavlovic Why everyone is now single: the mouse experiment

Fascinating. #socialmedia #lonelinessepidemic

22.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump illegally used executive power to impose global tariffs, supreme court rules US president vows to enact 10% global baseline tariff after calling the supreme court justices โ€˜a disgrace to the nationโ€™

โ€œIllegallyโ€ obtained=STEALING

The U.S. govโ€™t just stole more than $175,000,000,000 from American consumers, who ate the global tariffs in the end.

22.02.2026 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Journey - Don't Stop Believin' (Official Audio)
YouTube video by journeyVEVO Journey - Don't Stop Believin' (Official Audio)

Itโ€™s time to take a leap of faithโ€”and move onโ€ฆ always believing thereโ€™s something better waiting for you on the other side.

18.02.2026 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish I could have sat in the silence longer with you.

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๐ŸŽจ by Zdzisล‚aw Beksiล„ski

17.02.2026 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreamin'
YouTube video by Folk Experience The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreamin'

I had Covid really bad back in โ€˜21. They said if you had 5 symptoms or more you were at an increased risk of dying. Well, I had about 8. My hair was falling out, I didnโ€™t have the energy to pick up a sockโ€ฆ every part of me hurtโ€”for days and days.

I played this song on repeat in delirium.

17.02.2026 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Sound of a Black Hole - 10 Hours - Black Screen
YouTube video by White Noise Sleep Sounds by TMSOFT The Sound of a Black Hole - 10 Hours - Black Screen

There was oneโ€ฆ who was out of this world, though. He was humanโ€ฆ flawed, unbelievably gorgeous. He came at me like a thunderstorm, out of nowhere. Like the ones I grew up with in South Florida.

Afterward, in the dark, he told me he meditates to the sound of black holes.

17.02.2026 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m pretty sure Iโ€™ve had sex with two aliens. Not at the same timeโ€”two separate โ€œencounters.โ€ I wish I could say they were out of this world. ::sigh::

17.02.2026 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Joan Cusack's Best Lines- Addams Family Values
YouTube video by JasonMovieGuy Joan Cusack's Best Lines- Addams Family Values

My brother watched the wedding scene in Addams Family Values and said Iโ€™m โ€œDebbie ๐Ÿ’ฏโ€โ€”especially after she responds, โ€œNice. Ditto,โ€ to Festerโ€™s heartfelt romantic speech.

How else was she supposed to respond??

17.02.2026 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Barry Sonnenfeld on why then end of Men In Black is set in Flushing Meadows Corona Park
YouTube video by Parks and Expos Barry Sonnenfeld on why then end of Men In Black is set in Flushing Meadows Corona Park

Ohโ€”and Barry Sonnenfeld *definitely* knows whatโ€™s happening behind the scenes, too. I have zero doubt.

17.02.2026 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
On Story: 408 Men in Black: A Conversation with Ed Solomon
YouTube video by Austin Film Festival On Story: 408 Men in Black: A Conversation with Ed Solomon

So, we have to talk about somethingโ€”well, someone: Edward James Solomon. This brilliant MFer is the guy behind one of my fav franchises, Bill & Tedโ€”AND is the scriptwriter of Men in Black AND Super Mario Bros.

If anyone on the planet knows the truth about UAPs/reptilians/aliens, itโ€™s *him*.

17.02.2026 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Meredith Brooks - Bitch (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MeredithBrooksVEVO Meredith Brooks - Bitch (Official Music Video)

My sister says this song is about me. Haha. Sheโ€™s so right, fuck I love it so SO much!

๐ŸŽถIโ€™m sinner, Iโ€™m saintโ€”I do not feel ashamed!

Iโ€™m a bitch.
Iโ€™m a tease.
Iโ€™m a goddess on my knees๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ

16.02.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Protect Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna at all costs. True American heroes.

15.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

13.02.2026 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Middle class Americans sell their plasma to make ends meetย 
YouTube video by NBC News Middle class Americans sell their plasma to make ends meetย 

The Land of Opportunity?

13.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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George Washington bought teeth from the people he enslaved for his steelโ€‘coiled dentures. Though he paid them, his slaves had no real choiceโ€”and it was not a fair deal either. He paid them a fraction of what a white person would have received for their teeth.

American Horror Story: Mount Vernon

12.02.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AG Bondi MELTS DOWN Over Epstein Coverup
YouTube video by Breaking Points AG Bondi MELTS DOWN Over Epstein Coverup

Iโ€™ve never seen Pam Bondi answer directly. All she knows how to do is deflect, deflect, deflect. Suspicious AF.

12.02.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills ALT: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills

Why must ANY of our top leaders be linked to Jeffrey Epstein? Is it too much to ask for government officials who didnโ€™t choose to party with pedophiles?

12.02.2026 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your Records On
YouTube video by CorinneBaileyRaeVEVO Corinne Bailey Rae - Put Your Records On

We can never forget about Corinne Bailey Rae.

No we cannot.

12.02.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Irelandโ€™s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent When piloted, initiative that provided โ‚ฌ325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows

In Ireland, artists are getting a basic incomeโ€”and itโ€™s uplifting society as a whole.

12.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Republicans rarely criticize Trump in his second term. A racist post briefly changed that President Donald Trump is facing rare criticism from his Republican Party over a racist video. Trump's White House removed a video that contained a racist image of former President Barack Obama and fo...

If a CEO shared a video depicting employees as primates, they'd be fired by noon. No "staffer error" would save them.

In this fever dream of a moment, why is the White House held to a *lower* standard? Accountability mattersโ€”especially in the highest office. Why is POTUS normalizing dehumanization?

11.02.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“–

11.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Going from a weeks-long emotional slump to randomly linking with the hottest guy I've ever seen on a total whim.

Not him hitting me up immediately after to say he loved it as much as I did??๐Ÿซ 

Life is wild.

11.02.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, birds are descendants of the two-legged dinos called theropodsโ€”but yes, exactly.

09.02.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people are playing drums in front of a sign that says music ALT: a group of people are playing drums in front of a sign that says music

I thought the Super Bowl was in November?

Bad Bunnyโ€™s performance was great though.

09.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0