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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

I propose a deal on behalf of the American people: we deliver our executive branch and congressional leaders to the Iranian government to stand trial for their crimes, and in exchange they reopen the Strait of Hormuz

Live look of SPY put bros:

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"Carlie Brown Had Hoes" dot meme but it's "People on here will tweet anything. 'All nouns are gendered' No they aren't. That isn't true

Chat can we mortally irradiate a bunch of special forces chuds???

I can't believe we gendered classes of animals

They're calling it the dumbest thing Jacob has ever said

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

Also that recession never happened and there were no mea culpas from those who predicted it

There's some tiny lil traffic calming roundabouts in my sister's neighborhood in Seattle and I've watched people just straight drive over them

We gotta put spikes on them or something

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

The continent that Categorized everything and everyone, pisses itself when they are put in a Category by someone else

They're already workshopping the TACO decree

I wonder how this is going to factor into Israel's moves. Maybe they're fine with it but idk I feel like they don't want any shia theocracy to exist at all

Just adding to the Bill To Prevent Things That Never Happen

Remember when they met the Greek God Apollo

A just government would seize them and not give Consumer's a cent. They are threatening us with a Midland Flood by incompetence or a Midland Flood by malice. It's time to seize their assets

I just got a Ford Escape PHEV (which is kinda mid-mid+ but don't worry about it) for cheap because my old car spun out on the ice and got smashed up and I'm kinda feeling some bizarre divine intervention vibes

How are they so bad at this. Aren't they getting paid to be good at this

I'm pretty sure any attempt to build the Third Temple would kick of like a 4-way civil war *just among Israeli Jews*

You might as well add Mr. 53, who is Not Rand Paul

Femme>femoid>foid

Hi Ryan, can you tell me what gives you the impression his wife is Jewish? I can't find any information on the topic

I'm so fucking tired of my senators and one is retiring and the other just started

I mean with Syria it made all of Europe lose its minds so why not do that again

You get the Africans, Albanians, Commonwealthers etc pissed at the visage of the Successful South Asian Muslim Woman instead of yaknow, milquetoast Keir

"Ok we're gonna enact a lot of unpopular [source?] racist policies. Have a Muslim woman enact them lmao"

I need to further develop this theory, what the hell is this photo op
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What is this photo op for