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✡️ Michigander, hydrogeologist

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Latest posts by capnborscht.bsky.social on Bluesky

Impressive, very nice. Let's see that affordable housing plan

10.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for your service

10.08.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s time to wake up - we are literally on the verge of losing our democracy if Donald Trump cheats his way to those seats in Texas.

09.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 6579    🔁 1916    💬 199    📌 60
09.08.2025 14:54 — 👍 3721    🔁 730    💬 15    📌 7

Cuomo is worth at least 10M should we itemize all that too

09.08.2025 02:08 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If Republicans wanted The Real Sickos they'd be looking at the maritimes

08.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sask and Manitoba would probably swing Dem tbh, only Alberta is a solid conservative hold

Also those two aren't full of insane people like Alberta is

08.08.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

08.08.2025 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean my deep south dream is South Georgia but I can start realistically

08.08.2025 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Furthest-

North: Utqiagvik (Formerly Barrow, AK)
East: Golan Heights (don't worry about it)
West: Honolulu
South: Aruba

Very upset I have yet to get to the southern hemisphere, would love to visit Brazil, Namibia, Tasmania, or New Zealand

08.08.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a train is going down the tracks with a mountain in the background .. Alt: A train slowly approaching the camera
08.08.2025 13:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something I'm just now reading about is a potential complete collapse of US beef. Western states gonna get real interesting real quick, which is of course a lot of the safe red seats

07.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Illinois can have Terre Chode, as punishment to both parties

07.08.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ft Wayne and up is just Michigan

South of Bloomington is just Kentucky

Give Gary to Illinois, the middle to Ohio, call it a day

07.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can you imagine joining the fakest, possibly only fake, Midwest state

07.08.2025 15:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've joked about it for years that she's a deep cover long con and this is almost admitting it lmao

06.08.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember how they spent like a trillion dollars on a mediocre Middle Earth spinoff

06.08.2025 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This isn't even going into the immense amount of wealth the east coast siphons from the interior of the country and then demands the poors stay on the farms and in the racism factories

06.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look unless your ancestor hopped off the boat in 16-whatever or was Lenape I don't see how anyone could be arguing about "transplants" in The Immigrant City

06.08.2025 20:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wake me when y'all get to penguin milk

06.08.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Might be rude to look for a silver lining, but if you can't cobble together X0k military age racists in a country of what 340M, there might be hope for this country

06.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The next generation"
>Looks inside
>Same ones from a decade ago

06.08.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I should've included I was in downtown within spitting distance of the arch

06.08.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The restaurants aren't good, the shows aren't good, there's freakier sex shit online and gambling addicts have phones

It's just coasting on branding & nostalgia

06.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is roughly double of what I paid when I lived in St Louis a decade ago

*But I did live in a cheap shithole people routinely got shot walking into, so, grain of salt I guess

06.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If I was so smart I would simply not have issues getting a desired partner and would not need to try to convince someone to leave theirs???

06.08.2025 15:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love paying 30 bucks for coffee so my neighborhood just sounds like constant leaf blowers going off

06.08.2025 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a tasty treat before bed

06.08.2025 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Superman and that's it I think

06.08.2025 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Americans don't have it in them to be racist towards a specific kind of European anymore, I don't see this going anywhere

06.08.2025 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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