ywbl ☎️

Speak on that.

alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island

batman: i don't care

Calm down.

Ohh, *that’s* where I left my knife chair! 😅

Death To All Computers

Screenshot from management blog post reads: Tywin: No. Of course not. A wise king knows what he knows and what he doesn’t. You’re young. A wise young king listens to his counselors and heeds their advice until he comes of age. And the wisest kings continue to listen to them long afterwards. Your brother was not a wise king. Your brother was not a good king. If he had been, perhaps he’d still be alive. [Tywin approaches his grandson and leads him by his arm to exit as they speak] As we can see from this, one of the most important lessons for leaders, project managers, and executives is to

Learning about business

What a great trick. I enjoyed it very much

showers of gore

The good news is that bowing to pressure satisfies one's enemies and disclosing information satisfies conspiracy theorists, so this will be the end of this controversy for him 🤠

Person orchestrating a criminal conspiracy: here’s my drivers license so you can copy it for your records :)

If Pink floyd weren't on drugs the album probably would have been called Regular Side of the Moon

An old time-y illustration of a the Roller.

Today is Décadi the 30th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the roller. #JacobinDay

More information on the roller

You need to get some damn glasses…

Lloyd let’s set up a teams meeting next month to go over KPIs re: solving everything and make sure we’re on track. Please include babs and Shane, mark me as optional. Thx

Thank goodness 😅

Hey man it’s either that or I have to mail a check to my landlord every month

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

I am keeping an open mind on the subject. We don't have all the facts

I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways

Ham roll

Making some motherfucking chamomile tea

Well, the full body still needs to vote on the measure. But that’s just a formality

I second this nomination

feeling well pod cast

Chatbot for cats called Curiosity

In the old days you had to hire a private detective to learn the sordid details of what modern people post online for free

confederation of the woke

woke 2 sends its regards

she was the kind of gal who had you scanning a qr code - woke private eye