Matt Drapper

What do you mean EssDeeKidd is Timothy Challomet

My "child abuse apologist" grandma? I rather think not

Me, trying to market my Christmas themed novel about a Evangelism Cult:

Ma Bear holds up some ski sticks and has a blue scarf. She kinda looks like fozzie. She's in felt tip

Looks like Ma Bear did get to go skiing in the end, but it was snow not water-skiing! #themuppets70 (rumours that I misremembered her quote as Skiing, not Surfing are, yes true)

The Death of Cool In the summer of 2023 I wrote a song called ‘360’

Charlie XYX really said: ARTPOP

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Prince Andrew being welcomed onto the new Harry Potter set in 2025 is WILD but not unexpected. I had to actually look out up independent on the tweet where I initially saw it because it sounded so egregious

Jesus dad found wanting

Deanna and Beverly are having a heart to heart about boys in the Bolian hairdressers-cum-nail salon and what's it called when a show passes the Bechdal test so frequently that it's a true delight when they do this?

#startrek #nextgeneration #tng

no context The War Between the Land and the Sea spoilers:

I'm a little late but I'm all caught up with episodes 1 & 2 of new Doctor Who spin-off - The War Between the Land and the Sea. It's a very strong start & very powerful stuff - I think we've all had enough of companies & governments treating our planet like sh!t.

Salt, from War Between the Land and the Sea

Close enough. Welcome back Princess Padme Amidala

#warbetween #landandsea
#warbetweenthelandandthesea

FTP includes UNIT

Can't tell you how much it blows my mind that people tend to think of Kate as a good person and that UNIT is a global positive. They ain't that. Their surveillance invasions alone are horrendous

Ohhhh will this be the moment people realise UNIT is an evil government agency? #warbetween #landandsea

Spellings sorry

Ohhhh, that's Russel T DAVIES BACK! War Between Land & Sea is human and gritty and interesting. I know the new Who was an intentional decision, but I sooo missed this style

Assigned menu at birth (AMAB).

Trans men being suddenly flung from the fringes of the discourse as folks who just want 'extra fries with that' enough to upturn their entire gender identity 🍟

To protect the hard won, single sex menu rights for every Adult Human Chicken Burger with Lady Fries for Ladies.

New superman and Jonathan Bailey in a B&W photo shoot

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interestingly enough I think some of this juice could be in intentional mistakes. AI seems pretty unwilling to make what we think of as "simple mistakes" and a sense of play wrt language could open up doors for creativity and for standing out

Netflix owning Harry Potter 😬😬😬😬😑😑😑😔😔😩 Chat, what do we think?

It's giving SKINS.

Question time fans rage defund the BBC after small boat migrants planted in audience.

The Express is furious about this because the moment you show those who repeat anti-immigration rhetoric the real human stories their narrative collapses.

The “immigrants” are people. Our friends, colleagues and family.

And it’s this nation of neighbours that is what makes Britain great.

B M Kelly v Leonardo UK Ltd: 8001497/2024 Employment Tribunal decision.

BREAKING: Employee who demand a trans-exclusive toilet policy loses employment tribunal. All claims, direct and indirect discrimination, harassment, and 1992 Regs, dismissed.

Judgment: www.gov.uk/employment-t...

GENIUS OMG YOU DID IT AGAIN!

A spotlight has crash landed on the Muppet Newsman, in Felt tips

This week's spotlight is on the Muppet Newsman. No really, it's ON him. (Joke by Martin) #themuppets70

Is Muppets From Space the FRIENDSification of The Muppets? More as we find it

"Following the identification, the IAF eliminated the suspects in order to remove the threat."

Children.