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100% unofficial bot that grabs comics from a scraped Farside feed and posts them through the day. [bridged from https://mastodon.social/@farside_bot on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

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August 11, 1959: In the heart of the Bolivian jungle, archaeologists stumble upon an ancient and 
heretofore unknown sacrificial altar.

August 11, 1959: In the heart of the Bolivian jungle, archaeologists stumble upon an ancient and heretofore unknown sacrificial altar.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/08/1

August 11, 1959: In the heart of the Bolivian jungle, archaeologists stumble upon an ancient and
heretofore unknown sacrificial altar.

10.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Where β€œminute” steaks come from

Where β€œminute” steaks come from

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/08/0

Where β€œminute” steaks come from

10.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œOh, Helen! You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful! … At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!”

β€œOh, Helen! You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful! … At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/07/4

β€œOh, Helen! You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful! … At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!”

10.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œMind? Hey, buddy, these flat feet kept me out of the Army!”

β€œMind? Hey, buddy, these flat feet kept me out of the Army!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/07/3

β€œMind? Hey, buddy, these flat feet kept me out of the Army!”

10.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œMan, this is havin’ no effect. … But if the boss wants this varmint dragged through the desert, I ain’t gonna argue.”

β€œMan, this is havin’ no effect. … But if the boss wants this varmint dragged through the desert, I ain’t gonna argue.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/07/2

β€œMan, this is havin’ no effect. … But if the boss wants this varmint dragged through the desert, I ain’t gonna argue.”

09.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Man, I wish they wouldn’t do that while I’m eating.

Man, I wish they wouldn’t do that while I’m eating.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/07/1

Man, I wish they wouldn’t do that while I’m eating.

09.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Jungle apparel

Jungle apparel

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/07/0

Jungle apparel

09.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œCurse this New York City sewer system! … It’s backing up again.”

β€œCurse this New York City sewer system! … It’s backing up again.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/06/4

β€œCurse this New York City sewer system! … It’s backing up again.”

09.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grog hesitated, not wanting to face his parents.

Grog hesitated, not wanting to face his parents.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/06/3

Grog hesitated, not wanting to face his parents.

08.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Several times more dangerous than his African cousin, the junkyard rhino offers the ultimate in property protection.

Several times more dangerous than his African cousin, the junkyard rhino offers the ultimate in property protection.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/06/2

Several times more dangerous than his African cousin, the junkyard rhino offers the ultimate in property protection.

08.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Life in the petri dish

Life in the petri dish

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/06/1

Life in the petri dish

08.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œYes … I believe there’s a question there in the back.”

β€œYes … I believe there’s a question there in the back.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/06/0

β€œYes … I believe there’s a question there in the back.”

08.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œBird calls! Bird calls, you fool! … Not mountain lions!”

β€œBird calls! Bird calls, you fool! … Not mountain lions!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/05/4

β€œBird calls! Bird calls, you fool! … Not mountain lions!”

07.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Young ants entertaining themselves with a grape

Young ants entertaining themselves with a grape

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/05/3

Young ants entertaining themselves with a grape

07.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Eskimo rescue units

Eskimo rescue units

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/05/2

Eskimo rescue units

07.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lips of the animal kingdom

Lips of the animal kingdom

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/05/1

Lips of the animal kingdom

07.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWell, that’s the last of ’em … but just look at this place!”

β€œWell, that’s the last of ’em … but just look at this place!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/05/0

β€œWell, that’s the last of ’em … but just look at this place!”

06.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œRandy, you idiot! Never take an elevator in an emergency!”

β€œRandy, you idiot! Never take an elevator in an emergency!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/04/4

β€œRandy, you idiot! Never take an elevator in an emergency!”

06.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Suddenly, throwing the festivities into utter confusion, Ujang begins to play β€œStardust.”

Suddenly, throwing the festivities into utter confusion, Ujang begins to play β€œStardust.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/04/3

Suddenly, throwing the festivities into utter confusion, Ujang begins to play β€œStardust.”

06.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/04/2

06.08.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œGet a hold of yourself! … It was only a movie, for crying out loud!”

β€œGet a hold of yourself! … It was only a movie, for crying out loud!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/04/1

β€œGet a hold of yourself! … It was only a movie, for crying out loud!”

06.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SUGGESTION BOX

SUGGESTION BOX

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/04/0

SUGGESTION BOX

05.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œMe? This year it was your turn to go up and sacrifice the goat!”

β€œMe? This year it was your turn to go up and sacrifice the goat!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/03/1

β€œMe? This year it was your turn to go up and sacrifice the goat!”

05.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Murray is caught desecrating the secret appliance burial grounds.

Murray is caught desecrating the secret appliance burial grounds.

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/03/0

Murray is caught desecrating the secret appliance burial grounds.

05.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWhy don’t you play some blues, Andrew?”

β€œWhy don’t you play some blues, Andrew?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/02/1

β€œWhy don’t you play some blues, Andrew?”

05.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œNo, no, no! ... That regular rock! Me need Phillips!”

β€œNo, no, no! ... That regular rock! Me need Phillips!”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/02/0

β€œNo, no, no! ... That regular rock! Me need Phillips!”

04.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œHorse! … Is there a man called β€˜Horse’ in here?”

β€œHorse! … Is there a man called β€˜Horse’ in here?”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/01/4

β€œHorse! … Is there a man called β€˜Horse’ in here?”

04.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWell, that should do it. … When Mr. Warner comes around, make sure he gets all the ice cream he wants.”

β€œWell, that should do it. … When Mr. Warner comes around, make sure he gets all the ice cream he wants.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/01/3

β€œWell, that should do it. … When Mr. Warner comes around, make sure he gets all the ice cream he wants.”

04.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/01/2

04.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œHell, Ben, you catch a few bullets through your 
hat during every holdup, and I’m finally gonna 
say I ain’t ever been much impressed.”

β€œHell, Ben, you catch a few bullets through your hat during every holdup, and I’m finally gonna say I ain’t ever been much impressed.”

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/08/01/1

β€œHell, Ben, you catch a few bullets through your
hat during every holdup, and I’m finally gonna
say I ain’t ever been much impressed.”

03.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0