David

David looks at the camera with a mischievous grin. He is naked and his cock is flopping languidly on his thigh. The image is black and white, because it’s Monday.

Oh yes, it’s Monday

…right, almost forgot. (Distracted by cheesecake)

Does anyone remember British Home Stores food court? I’ve just been struck by a longing for the cheesecake. It must have been over 40 years since i last tasted it.

Very much in the cuddle and make out headspace right now, so yes, I very much want to do that 🤤

A really great thread, thank you for sharing. From my own experiences i think acceptance of your body is a key stone to everything else.

Just the sip?

Morning, good to see you up

Thank you (to second), much needed (to the third), and I’ll eventually release the deluge of kitten pics and videos and that will completely consume my bluesky and the dick pics will be no more (to the first).

That is magnificent.

lol, yes, kitties indeed. Two of them, they are growing fast. And they are wonderful.

David laying naked on the bed as usual. His soft cock it’s flopped languidly on his left thigh. He’s looking to the camera with a wry smile

Giving myself a gentle fluff with the intention of having a much needed wank my husband bounded upstairs enthusiastically to tell me he’d bought a years supply of filters for the cat’s water fountain.

Result: Happy softie Saturday 🙄

In other news, we have two kittens now (not shown)

Perfect caption, perfect view 🤤

How can i help? You’re certainly helping me out right now 😈

Thank you for encouraging me to continue 😘

All I’m hearing in my head is nom, nom, nom 🤤

Some people do chastity. You are doing CHASTITY!!! Wow, so hot 🥵

The book, In Praise of Masturbation by Philippe Brenot, sat on my lap

I’m not just constantly wanking, I read occasionally as well 💁‍♀️

You are not the only one 😈

lol, seems only reasonable to let it get star billing

@fappymonster.bsky.social I’ve just noticed how your cock is starting push your face out your profile pic
🤣🤣🤣
😈
Love it!

Working…
Have to sign in…
Go to approve the MFA authentication on my phone…

…
(9 hours later)

Looks up,
…what was i doing again?

👅💦

Not just great lighting in that cabin 🥵

My pleasure 😈

Oh yes 😈

That is a very sexy post 🤤

Scroll, scroll, scroll…
Hit your post…
Pause.
Scroll…
Scroll back to your post…
Pause.
…S c r o l l,
…Scroll back to your post again,
Pause.
P a u s e.
…S c r o l l,
…Scroll back to your post a third time,

…dissolves into a puddle.

Very classy

And all the better for seeing your fat cock 🤤

Embrace the floof!

Happy Friday Joe, hope you have a lovely weekend