He had a baby with someone last month, do you think I'm the dad?
30.11.2025 07:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He had a baby with someone last month, do you think I'm the dad?
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Just gotta check in with the quarterly hair growth progression
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And now I'm blonde 🤷♀️
24.07.2025 05:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hi I have some hair now
23.04.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eating a protein bar so I can hit 69g of protein today 😎
23.04.2025 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why am I talking to a MAN on the PHONE someone shoot me
25.03.2025 06:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn that's a sick legacy, I need to run into more VHS nerds irl
20.03.2025 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If a man ever wants to slide back into my life with 100% success rate all he'd have to say is "the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you." Lmao
20.03.2025 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought I wanted a sweet himbo, but I get mad when men use the wrong your/you're so it's not working out
20.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my god I've BECOME the fuckboy 😩
20.03.2025 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Skull tat #2
12.03.2025 01:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Turns out if you add people on Instagram just bc you think they're hot you might get to make out with them
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it’s gonna be so cool and cyberpunk when we have the decades-old rusting mad-max car aesthetic of Cuba but without the universal healthcare or vaccination programs of Cuba
05.03.2025 20:39 — 👍 179 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 0imo i will find love at the mental illness labor camp
15.02.2025 00:50 — 👍 109 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 1Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.
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screenshot that reads Elon Musk almost needed SFPD wellness check after ‘breakdown,’ getting booed at Dave Chappelle show ‘He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset’ that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire
Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
Cancelled a date with a dude because I didn't like the way he texted🫠 I'm gonna be alone forever
06.03.2025 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not the last guy who ghosted me being at the end of my row at this show and refusing to make eye contact with me
26.02.2025 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should I stay bald and be Nosferatu for Halloween?
25.02.2025 07:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love being stoned
25.02.2025 06:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saying yes chef in bed>saying yes daddy
25.02.2025 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just saw a comment that said "alcohol makes me neurotypical, weed makes me low functioning neurodivergent" and nothing has ever been more relatable
24.02.2025 07:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@debbiedayglo.bsky.social was playing "where's baldo" when looking for me at this show
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photo of a wintry street, cars and people and snow flurries zooming past. on a building down the block, a massive advertisement hangs overlooking the traffic. it is luigi mangione, edited into the image of a saint. the text ‘free luigi’ is featured prominently in yellow, front and center.
‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.
Sent in anon.
mcu = my chemical universe
21.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0I have an older Google pixel, it's gone through much abuse but still does fine lol
20.02.2025 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It just took like 2 minutes to be able to pull them all up, it somehow never got hot 😂
20.02.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just closed 1637 tabs on my phone, I deserve a medal for being so brave.
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