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Sir Daniel

@danielinperth.bsky.social

Stop pushing so hard on the door to happiness. It opens inwards. No DMs. I am too old to fake a sarcasm. If you are looking for a Nigerian prince with a crypto wallet and a Ferrari, maybe I can't deliver on one of these (or.... all of these).

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Latest posts by danielinperth.bsky.social on Bluesky

Because...... (checks notes)... It's not Biden.

Thank you for your attention to this matter....

03.12.2025 05:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Overheard at a bar:

"I had the snip because I didn't want kids, when I got home they were still there."

03.12.2025 00:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What sort of weekend are you having?

30.11.2025 09:24 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Pickers premium.

30.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Governor?

Where are the semi-automatic rifles?

28.11.2025 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chew gaffer tape. It will hold you together

26.11.2025 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can someone represent the surviving fisherman from Venezuela so they can tell their stories under oath, and you can depose SecDef?

25.11.2025 09:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I am shocked, I tell you! Shocked!

23.11.2025 10:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Works in Australia. You get a fine if you dont

23.11.2025 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are meant to be hard. It holds eveything inside the pie!

23.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is another name for that:

"Presidential Candidate"

23.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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19.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

bit of a stretch!

clickbait.

19.11.2025 11:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Almost a Santa stocking.......

18.11.2025 12:23 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Bad grammar can...

My Grammar infected lots of truckers around our way.....

18.11.2025 10:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I expected a pic of speaker Johnson....

18.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

..... this might be a fitting way for the general public to be able to recognize these people after the next election....

17.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

... in a very old mug. (classic!)

17.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was the coroner's report "Suicide"?

17.11.2025 09:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clinton

14.11.2025 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is if a fact that once the 218th signature was provided, that no withdrawals are permitted?

12.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That makes you "Supervisor" material......

11.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Start the primaries in all 8 electorates

10.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last Tuesday bought tidings of joy, didnt it?

08.11.2025 10:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

.....but you promote him anyway.....

Are you that desperate for clicks?

07.11.2025 08:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is she on the headline list or on the menu?

07.11.2025 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm suggesting we CUT these. There are FIFO workers with 20+ rentals. Each one is one more aspiring homeowner can't buy.

07.11.2025 08:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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