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Sir Daniel

@danielinperth.bsky.social

Stop pushing so hard on the door to happiness. It opens inwards. No DMs. I am too old to fake a sarcasm. If you are looking for a Nigerian prince with a crypto wallet and a Ferrari, maybe I can't deliver on one of these (or.... all of these).

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The child. Not woman

07.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Within 90 days, the dog has adopted the temprament of the pack leader.

Perhaps that one adopted their personality as well.

Watch it all change.....

06.03.2026 09:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My dog (in Australia) expressing his enthusiasm for the de-throning of Kristy Gnome.

05.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Who was in the Epstein files....

02.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If all you Americans would just agree not to look at the Epstein files, he might slow this down a bit.....

02.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Resignations for raping children?

Where are the charges? Where are the prison years?

02.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I sentence you to sports all weekend.

Go to the couch!

01.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump is still an asshole.

01.03.2026 11:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was also going to reduce the price of gas and groceries!

Oh.... wait.....

Never mind.....

01.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being nude in a mall is awkward.....

28.02.2026 11:30 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A shibu-goldfish cross....

27.02.2026 08:12 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If America wants to prevent wars, just release the unredacted Epstien files.

All of this performative BS is about saving the fat guy from the truth.

Rip the band aid off!

25.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I always thought it was supposed to be a strawberry.....

23.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You won the Internet today! Congrats!

20.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wear balaclavas! Make them fear you!

Under all that knitting, you might have dark skin!

20.02.2026 11:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And, in perfect unison, the media all turn to look at the next squirrell.

20.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was there any truth in the rumor that Wexy gave Epps a free town house in Manhattan?

19.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn truth-tellers!

The're everywhere

18.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nobody offered those passengers a $10m tax break..... sorry.

17.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

black balaclavas for all resistors. They will soil themselves thinking that resistors might be POC under that hood. They also understand resistors can't be recognised.

Its winter - you need to do this. Get someone to drop 5,000 on street corners all around MN

17.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How much of the reporting on the Carney Whitehouse walk-out is factual?

17.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...... Smells like.... victory!"

16.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sledging for curlers: I bet your high school math was only adequate!"

15.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you understand who owns media?

15.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Introduce a uniform for resistors. BLACK BALACLALAS

1. No facial rec
2. Looks fearsome
3. Hides pigmentation
4. Will make scaredy boys more scared.

15.02.2026 10:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am convinced that the next uniform of Antifa resistors should be.......

A black balaclava.

They will not be able to run their FRS and these chickshit little whimps will wet themselves, if they cant tell what color the skin under it is.

15.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So many wealthy people, joined at the dick

15.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stolen valor

15.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOT UNDERAGED WOMEN!

These were CHILDREN!

Stop laundering the venacular for all those wealthy child-rapists.

14.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0