Ms. Adler

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

"The danger is all around us. We are suckers for this charm. It’s going to be our downfall, it seems. We’d rather be entertained than taken care of. It’s tragic, really.”--Michael Shannon

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

I feel like I’m too young to already be bird watching age.

When my daffodils start daffodying 😔

There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day

Makes me really nervous when I see my son giving the Christmas tree a Kubrick stare.

That almost 200 stream streak ain’t for nothin that’s for sure 😂 ilysm, thank you for always being there 🖤

Always a pleasure to have you 🖤🖤 Thank you for all the time you spend :)

Thanks for hanging out 🖤🖤 Always happy to help a friend through hard times

I love them both sm and I will protect them with my life

I used to be really insecure about my smile until one day when I at the store with my brother. We were laughing about something random and I made eye contact with a woman while smiling. She came up to me and said I had such a warm smile, she couldn’t help but smile herself. I think of her often. 🥹

me: im not gonna cut my bangs before family pictures

also me:

Yay!! Games soon, games soon!!

I was so blasted last night I went to the kitchen to grab the iPad and charger and came back with the charger and a small cutting board instead.

I didn’t even notice till I tried to plug it in.

I’ve officially been indoctrinated into the Costco tempura shrimp cult.

a purple cartoon character is sitting on a rock . ALT: a purple cartoon character is sitting on a rock .

love my blobby boi 🖤

A panel from Watchmen. Doctor Manhattan appears in a kitchen on November 10 as a circulatory system as he is reconstituting himself. Art by Dave Gibbons.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

is this good?

#pokemontcg

Stay safe buddy 🥺🖤

“I’m so happy” Ms Rachel sings in the background as my toddler crushes the pancake I made him into the floor I just mopped last night.

Just saw someone say that Burmese Pythons are “big backing” the Florida ecosystem, which I guess isn’t an inaccurate way to describe it.