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“These antics have got to stop,” Marsden said. “The perpetrator of these zany, over-the-top, hilarious acts of senseless violence must be brought to justice.”

“These antics have got to stop,” Marsden said. “The perpetrator of these zany, over-the-top, hilarious acts of senseless violence must be brought to justice.”

Four dead, one critical after zany crash into painted 'false tunnel' chronicle.su/news/local-n...

08.07.2025 03:49 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Elon Musk announces new "X-ist" political party — Internet Chronicle Elon Musk announced his new political party shortly before ICE troopers besieged his Texas compound, Friday

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04.07.2025 14:46 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Peasants from around the world want to know: "Who protects the US from abusive cops?" — Internet Chronicle Because they are used to living in lawless expanse, peasants in developing nations around the world appear to look down on America’s cop crisis with dimwitted superiority. pic.twitter.com/wLKRvLRsF8 —...

a peasant would fold up and die if you showed them our modern feudal economy chronicle.su/news/peasant...

01.06.2025 03:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I washed my face with shit for a week and the results were about what you'd expect — Internet Chronicle Since first signing up for Pinterest, I’ve seen countless pins promoting shit-based exfoliants and masques. According to groundbreaking research by Dr. Angstrom Human Shitladour, shit takes away puffy...

Woman washes face with human shit for a full week. What happens next will leave you PINTERESTED chronicle.su/society/fash...

30.05.2025 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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EXPOSED: Glenn Greenwald HUMILIATED in Revenge Porn SPECTACULAR! — Internet Chronicle INTERNET – EXHILARATING new developments as Revenge Pornographers LOCK DOWN TANTALIZING LEAKS: GLENN GREENWALD GAY; CONFIRMED! The raunchy exposé follows YEARS of tedious genocide coverage by the fail...

EXPOSED: Glenn Greenwald HUMILIATED in Revenge Porn SPECTACULAR! chronicle.su/entertainmen...

30.05.2025 18:11 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1
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Researchers close to discovering 'miracle' new life-destroying opiate — Internet Chronicle A team of researchers led by the legendary hostile Dr. AH. Troubadour say they are close to uncovering a molecule rumored to exist in just two instances: the earliest moments after the explosive ignit...

Researchers uncover ‘miracle’ new life-destroying opiate chronicle.su/news/researc...

18.05.2025 18:18 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

smokin on that shit that turned the frogs gay

15.05.2025 15:23 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

if an ant was people size it would be faster than a ferrari

17.05.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Tells Nation: “Forget 9/11!” — Internet Chronicle Trump mandate “forgets 9/11” WASHINGTON, D.C.—While en route to Saudi Arabia on Monday, President Trump issued an executive order denying radar access to air traffic controllers across the nation, end...

Trump Tells Nation: “Forget 9/11!” — A new mandate would forget the national holiday chronicle.su/society/patr...

13.05.2025 05:10 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Brent Spiner dead at 75 — Internet Chronicle INTERNET — Actor Brent Spiner, known for his role on Paramount’s Star Trek: The Next Generation, was found dead and nailed to a cross, Friday, having redeemed the sins of mankind. Best known for his r...

Actor Brent Spiner, known for his role on Paramount’s Star Trek: The Next Generation, was found dead and nailed to a cross, Friday, having redeemed the sins of mankind chronicle.su/news/brent-s...

13.05.2025 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
doing troubadour doing i guess a sort of patch adams thing

doing troubadour doing i guess a sort of patch adams thing

Dr. Troubadour quietly graduates from clown college, entertains terminally ill patients chronicle.su/science/heal...

22.04.2025 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
“Before long, we’re all saying it,” Angie said. “I’s calling him bossman, he’s calling me it. Somebody called the dog bossman, everybody laughed, and it was over.”

“Before long, we’re all saying it,” Angie said. “I’s calling him bossman, he’s calling me it. Somebody called the dog bossman, everybody laughed, and it was over.”

was good bossman

21.04.2025 01:14 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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"Abortion Showers" take nation by storm — Internet Chronicle BROOKLYN—Kick off the layers, ladies, and I’m talking about those babies! Because “abortion showers” or “baby busters” in Korea, have taken the neighborhood of Bushwick by storm, transferring money fo...

see im not making it up—abortion showers are real theyre happening chronicle.su/science/heal...

14.04.2025 02:23 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Justin Bieber Dead at 31 — Internet Chronicle Authorities blamed a drug overdose for the death of pop musician Justin Bieber, found dead after fans spotted him bent over on Fentanyl

Justin Bieber Dead at 31 chronicle.su/news/justin-...

14.04.2025 03:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DSP accuses Tim Pool of over-reliance on drama with recent Israel support — Internet Chronicle INTERNET – vultures circle as “Darksyde” Phil Burnell’s recent “crash out” has engulfed long-time contemporary Tim Pool. Burnell has seen a recent downturn in his Kick stream viewership due to fierce ...

DSP accuses Tim Pool of over-reliance on drama with recent Israel support in social media meltdown chronicle.su/special-inte...

12.04.2025 20:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Terry is a Lebal Drocer Rewards Member. He gets access to new drugs FASTER, and his prescriptions last LONGER.

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Terry is a Lebal Drocer Rewards Member. He gets access to new drugs FASTER, and his prescriptions last LONGER. Internet Chronicle videogame

terry smokes pot with his doctor

12.04.2025 20:39 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Google Search Console graphic titled 'Your March performance on Google Search' showing a gold trophy with a red hammer-and-sickle emblem above the domain chronicle.su — Internet Chronicle

Google Search Console graphic titled 'Your March performance on Google Search' showing a gold trophy with a red hammer-and-sickle emblem above the domain chronicle.su — Internet Chronicle

lol

10.04.2025 02:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ok

10.04.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New guy shows up, already has a catch phrase — Internet Chronicle NEW YORK—A Brooklyn man who showed up to a party as someone’s +1 arrived complete with a schtick, attitude, comically trucker shaped hat, and even his own catchphrase. Andrew Aurenheimer, a relatively...

bossman has taken the nation by storm chronicle.su/society/new-...

23.03.2025 05:59 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Lebal Drocer gave me my life back, and then - when I realized it was still pretty hard to be alive - gave me Pain Ape. Now, life is as easy and fun as messing with Texas. Click the link below to find a better today, and a best tomorrow.

25.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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Chronicle Trigger (Demo) — Internet Chronicle Alpha release - game demo Testing Changelog Game synopsis Not only is Dr. Troubadour a valuable source to chronicle.su, he is the star of an all new RPG that sends him and the Chronicle staff on an in...

can you kill elon musk? chronicle.su/chronicle-tr... find out in this videogame!

20.01.2025 23:39 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
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13.01.2025 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Elon Musk spends third day in Austin preparing for Joe Rogan Experience podcast — Internet Chronicle Elon Musk is haunting Austin, TX throughout a three-day podcast festival entitled, the DOGEning. USA to return to 13-state colony status.

Elon Musk has been in Austin, TX for 3 days, as he prepares for the biggest, longest, and most controversial episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the world has ever seen chronicle.su/politics/elo...

30.12.2024 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Donald Trump cuts ties with "illegal immigrant" Elon Musk — Internet Chronicle INTERNET — The Trump transitional administration announced Friday, “There will be no office in President Trump’s cabinet for the illegal immigrant Elon Musk.” In an accusatory call-out, Trump promised...

Donald Trump cuts ties with "illegal immigrant" Elon Musk — Real Story via Internet Chronicle chronicle.su/news/donald-...

28.12.2024 21:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the internet archive is doin great

10.10.2024 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the most important website since yahoo

06.10.2024 11:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is the most important website ever created

02.10.2024 01:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

earth, possibly the most important thing ever created, is also the largest planet in our solar system

19.08.2024 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Anonymous takes credit for DDOS attack on 𝕏, halting Musk's interview with Trump — Internet Chronicle INTERNET — Fans of Elon Musk and Donald Trump were unable to tune into the much anticipated 𝕏 Spaces show after Musk reported a distributed denial of service (DDOS) attack on his social media site 𝕏, ...

Anonymous takes credit for DDOS attack on 𝕏, halting Musk’s interview with Trump chronicle.su/news/anonymo...

13.08.2024 02:26 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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