Garlic Bread Warlord @aliffi

Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows

06.06.2025 12:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend!

04.06.2025 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

05.05.2025 23:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jesus Christ.

23.04.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.”

11.04.2025 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once more, loudly, for the people in back. VAT in the UK is not a tariff.

02.04.2025 13:52 — 👍 70 🔁 7 💬 9 📌 0

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.

Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

02.04.2025 21:13 — 👍 76896 🔁 15926 💬 4606 📌 1563

Out here saving lives! Thank you, sir!

01.04.2025 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

29.03.2025 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Early voting today in Wisconsin

29.03.2025 15:37 — 👍 17233 🔁 6391 💬 387 📌 291

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27.03.2025 15:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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25.03.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GIVE US BACK TONALI

25.03.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IMO, gerbil brained greedy billionaires are a WMD, as is asparagus. (Just from personal experience)

23.03.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“See you at the equator…” #Severance

22.03.2025 22:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man…

22.03.2025 02:19 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes.

21.03.2025 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a political Chernobyl.

19.03.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have no time for foolishness tonight.

05.03.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Any time I open LinkedIn

03.03.2025 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!

02.03.2025 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"There are no men like me." "There are always men like you."

01.03.2025 14:02 — 👍 83 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0

Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner.

27.02.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

France is awesome. Vive la France!

26.02.2025 01:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV.

Both are meditations on depression

The innies are the EVAs

Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)

25.02.2025 17:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Outrunners are amazing.

23.02.2025 04:25 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your outie is not responding to the productivity email.

23.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab.

22.02.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“She said the jungle…it just came alive and took him!”

22.02.2025 07:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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But I thought he was gonna fix everyth…

22.02.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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