Dom Shaheen

“Ultimate milk”. At last a marketing boast that does not lie!

Unnaturally bright green food is my wheelhouse. Never had it but it’s a 10/10 from me.

All I see is dusting. Endless, endless dusting…

“inbred bitch” 🤣💀

There are similar double one hit wonder artists/songs, right? I immediately thought of Into The Night Benny Mardones.

Him: So what literature are you reading these days?
Me: Cat identification guides.

Just heard someone refer to “The abuser formerly known as Prince Andrew” and I’m so jealous I didn’t come up with that.

An inkling of a sight of the edge of the tip of the cusp of the head of the start of the liftoff…

At this time of year I live for Gingerbread Frappuccinos but Starbucks can do without my bread till they start acting fair.

“He takes the sandwich in his hand, he cocks it back,” a lawyer for the government describes…

As someone for whom less is more on a sandwich I feel very virtuous that all these years of not loading my foot longs has constituted good sandwich safety.

This is…involved.

I’d hit it.

Biblical Justice! A one hour drama starring Dean Cain. Coming soon on CBS, probably.

Message on a computer screen that reads “Functionality is currently limited “.

Is it ever!

Oooh no, but now I will!!

I need a time machine for the singular reason of going back in time to taste this.

Fans of lesser know 1980s gems (the line forms behind me) have got to hear the gold unearthed in this episode.

This is the most beautiful room I’ve ever seen.

“I just can’t cope, without my soap!”.

No matter how you try to get ready you’ll never be truly prepared for what you’re about to see and hear! But sure, give it a shot then come hear us try to make sense of it!

Dina. Garrett (but mainly because Colton Dunn 🤤)

❤️ Such a comfort. Watched the series through three times. I really need to begin again…

These digests were the most accessible way for me to read older stories in NZ back then. I wore this one out.

What in the Final Destination 3 is this???

Them: These were gross.
Me: Oh, now I really want them.

I did not have “Mark Hamill drags JD Vance on Bluesky over Vance oiling up Satan’s butthole” in my 2025 Bongo card. Oh wait, actually I did…because reality is broken.

I ❤️ ONJ but you’re right, her version is too prim - odd since her previous Soul Kiss album (my favourite of hers) is full of songs that ooze sex!

I’m still hopeful Driving Home For Christmas will pick up steam one year and turn him into a Two Hitter.

Then and now this relatively low chart position for What About Love mystifies me.