TbooneKittens

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

They never fail to disappoint.

Senator sex hair here is ready to negotiate with a party kidnapping people from hospitals and starving its own citizens. Neat.

Sooooooooo…about that third party.

this is literally never not accurate

Who helps the hamburger helper

High-profile Jan. 6 defendant facing charges of kidnapping and sexually assaulting woman John Banuelos' case was unique among Capitol riot prosecutions because he was the only defendant accused of pulling and firing a gun while on Capitol grounds.

NEW: Jan 6 riot defendant arrested outside a Burger King in Cicero, Illinois.

Prosecutors allege a DNA test in August linked him to 2018 kidnapping and sex assault

Just filed:

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#art #Egyptian modernist #artist Abdel Hadi al-Gazzar
(1925-1966)

“Our generation grew up watching All In The Family we don’t get offended”

my dude you get scared at someone adding pronouns to a bio

The Danish reduction of CO2 emissions is on track to reach a 70% reduction compared to 1990 levels.
In the same period Danish GDP per capita has grown by 167%
Today more than 100,000 people work in green industries in Denmark.
Source The Word Bank.
Enclosed is the emissions per capita in DK

China will be the one world super power with the USA breaking up. They better care about the planet they will control soon.

China’s CO2 emissions have been flat or falling for past 18 months, analysis finds World’s biggest polluter on track to hit peak emissions target early but miss goal for cutting carbon intensity

This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months"

China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.

Mon Laferte
La llorona

The Miracle Mile Shopping Center in Chicago, once considered our Nation’s BEST, now has a more than 28% vacancy factor, and is ready to call it quits unless something is done about the murder and crime, which is prevalent throughout the City. CALL IN THE TROOPS, FAST, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! “Just the News”

Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks

Pictures of a pink sea anemone sitting on top of a hermit crab shell.

Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.

@vickiannie1.bsky.social posted this I screenshot it so you could see it in full form its 💯 true!!! We are 😡

🔥

POULET wall

POULET

I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity

I’m finna just start filing lawsuits against congress members for emotional distress, idk.

Thank god, I needed these.
🙏🙏🙏

Dozens of tiny white collared parachute mushrooms on wiry black stems grow like floating balloons over dead leaves on the forest floor. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

How did you celebrate anti-communism week?

Lining up at a food bank? Finding out you’d lose access to healthcare? Being unable to afford housing?

YouTube video by SublimeVEVO Sublime - Waiting For My Ruca (Official Music Video)

Not the same Ruca, but can’t help singing it anyway.

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RUKA boxtruck

RUKA

Giving in to Trump doesn’t make you a moderate.

It makes you an accomplice.

JEAN / KATS commuter

JEAN / KATS

On the corner of a bar napkin in blue ink, a simple line drawing of a stick figure Chuck Schumer stands at a podium with his half reader glasses on. Two mics stand in front of him as he says in all capital letters: LET’S BE CLEAR. DEMOCRATS WILL NEVER ABANDON THE ACA. UNLESS OUR THANKSGIVING FLIGHTS HOME ARE AFFECTED.

@billamend.bsky.social summed up the scenario perfectly with his single illustration.