The Dark Lord

I’m in a working mood. All gas , no breaks tryna get this money

A lot men love the “hoes” they claim to hate.

Skinny does not equal healthy or “in shape”.

I’m so fucking sick of how predatory non black owned corner stores are!

That .50 cents surge for using your card? ILLEGAL!

The “itemized” receipt with no names just prices? SHADY ASF!!

They are a cancer to the black community

One of my biggest pet peeves is people thinking they know me

Idk how the Barbz are gonna come back from this one

Panama has been good to me

How you got a breeding kink but you don’t like kids? 🤔😂

As Black Women, it’s up to us to eradicate Sickle Cell. There’s no reason for us in 2025 to be having babies with men who carry the gene if we know that gene also runs in our family. Your future children do not deserve to live such a complicated & painful life.

Probiotics - vaginal and digestive
One of those squatting stools for in front of your toilet.
Organic pads - been using them for years and have very light, virtually painless periods. It never used to be like that.
Bidet toilet attachment. Make sure it has a feminine function. Cleanliness is vital

You better start being humble bc when God has to humble you, he gone take away that side tooth

Black will never go out of style

You can taste when a black person made the potato salad

The older I get, the less I care about masking. The less I mask, the more I realize I’m on the spectrum

Freckled people are the Dalmatians of humanity

Performative Masculinity is hearing a woman say “I prefer to be in control” and taking offense to it

I love Mexican food but I hate how it runs through me 😂

Raven gone end up looking like Whoopi

What she said or did?

My dad saw me buy an 8th from my lil brother so he asked to see it. I showed him the baggie & he said, “Back in the day our nuggets were bigger.” I looked at him and said, back in the day yall had seeds in yall nuggets, this ain’t not Reggie” 😂😂😂😂

Have you ever farted while getting a massage? Most embarrassing shit ever 😭

How to Know if a Scorpio Loves You:

If they forgive you.

The cognitive dissonance that poor YTs feel when we talk about systemic racism is the same cognitive dissonance that black men feel when women talk about the patriarchy. Just because you haven’t benefited as much as other people from systems of oppression doesn’t mean that You’re not complicit in it

Having cysts and fibroids should qualify women for disability

I’m doing it this year, the last 2 years I spent overseas on my birthday so I do t mind being busy for this one

Letting a weed smoker watch your kids is like sending them to Montessori school

Petunia did all that hating on Lily just to become a more powerful witch than her in True Blood 😂😂😂

Daft punk soft launched me into EDM & House music culture back in the early 2000’s

It’s just something about the pushed up circular look on the outer sides of Scarlett Johansson’s eyes that scream Down syndrome

You’re welcome! Good luck