Swelly

It's so good I'm in heaven

Peach cobbler sundaes

It fucks

Peach cobbler biscuit sundae

Acting like a rabid animal waiting for this

A TV set up on a porch with a bowl of boy slop in the foreground

A beautiful happy Friday to you all

A bunch of pedestrians are walking around a city street in all different directions. Each one of them has a fishtank balanced atop their head, and each fishtank contains a green fish. All of the fish talk, and they're all saying the same thing- "Bro." A happy pet store owner stands next to his pet store with a satisfied Heathcliff, who also has a fishtank with a "Bro"-saying fish on his head. The pet store owner says "The Brofish are a hit."

08 Aug 2025

Spending all afternoon refreshing the free library website to see if any of my pile of holds are in transit / ready for pick up at my local branch. If I don't have at least 5 books threatening me to read I do not consider myself a whole person

Woke up with an unspeakable urge to go to Foreman Mills to get a Tanner McKee jersey

Alhamdulillah the birds are back

A picture of the Ram Island Ledge Light in Portland Harbor Maine

My favorite I've seen in recent times is the Ram Island Ledge Light Station in Portland Harbor. I just think it's neat. Look at it out there at the edge of the bar or on a rock just chilling.

Sitting at my desk and thinking solely about leg day. Getting myself fully into the leg day mindset. There are no thoughts beyond leg day.

Anti-Worker Piss Drink.

Dinner is to be eaten at 5pm

John Kruk learning how to rip a human ear off at the Franklin Institute. I love him

This is what Kyle Schwarber sees on every pitch.

Said Steve from another angle

KYLE

HOLY SHIT KYLE

An extreme stupid closeup of the guy going "said"

Phils?

Mary mother of christ Kyle Schwarber

Duran I am loyal to you

DURAN TIME

Eat shit ump. Learn to make a call you bald headed dick

Only if Duran gets a save. If it's just a 3 out hold he gets an otphj

Downgraded to an HJ

If Bader gives us the lead and Duran closes it I will give Dave that sloppy

Real porch beer weather out here my goodness

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

She is now clobbering me and I don't have to shuffle

The album cover of DJ Khaleds Suffering from Success

Clobbering my fiancee at card games at the brewery when our policy is "winner shuffles"

Surely that won't be an issue riding our bikes back to our camp

A flight of beers at Cape May Brewery

Having a nice vacation

I am going to kiss Kyle Schwarber on the lips