Swelly

I'm going to get myself in the correct mindset for the Phillies by assaulting a barbell and wearing myself out so badly that when Turner goes 0-3 (3K's and a BB) I won't have the energy to walk to the nearest tall bridge

Are you 6'3" 335? Congratulations you are now an offensive lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles

Saturday morning Strict Presses fueling me to a state of pure unholy terror in prep for playoff Philadelphia Baseball

Benecio del Toro and Leo DiCaprio enjoying a few small beers

Friday night

The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town

There are dozens of us. Dozens

Does anyone know how to say "How's that Parlay looking big dog" in Japanese?

It is time to open my heart to an absolutely abhorrent amount of hatred for Los Angeles. A city full of people with no culture beyond kissing the ass of someone richer than them while eating a shitty burger

Happy October let's all be normal and calm about the Phillies (if they don't win the World Series I will make the Nika Riots of 532AD look like a toddler pillow fight)

I have endless amounts of hate in my heart for the godless heathens of Cincinnati Ohio or the disgusting In-N-Out Worshippers of LA

It's important to remember that if the Phillies get eliminated this is a Mickey Mouse fraudulent post season and the winner will be relegated to the bin of the 2005 White Sox Win that didn't actually happen. There are no witnesses to that win it does not exist.

pretty clear trump and hegseth view the military's future in the suburban white guys that listen to rogan and watch tiktoks about how someone needs to carry the boats. but those guys are all tied up in trying to sell nissan altimas so idk

I get more considerate drivers in rural areas on 55mph roads than I do in the suburbs or city. It's absolutely nutty

That's right. You the discerning pedestrian are responsible for the actions of a person driving the 2 ton hunk of metal. I personally love riding my bikes with the assumption someone is going to hit me no matter how "correct" or "safe" I ride

me in 2015: i don't care if you're bored of his excellence, give mike trout the MVP award every year

me in 2025: i'll start mailing death threats if you give judge the mvp over cal raleigh

Lmao that kicked so much ass

JORDAN FUCKING DAVIS

Losers

A tanto prepared for Harakiri

A Cowards draw on 3rd and Long? Kevin Patullo do the honorable thing

This is pathetic. What a bunch of fucking losers

A tanto prepared for Harakiri

A Cowards draw on 3rd and Long? Kevin Patullo do the honorable thing

Zack Baun my personal deity

These Phillies sure do love opening a can of whoop ass from the 7th inning on

A caribou cork topper with blue wax

I'm letting the caribou whiskey talk this eve

Strict pressing 125 for reps today please o merciful Lord remove me from this plane of existence

Even hungover and in an unethical disgusting time zone the Phillies still just love pulverizing the Dodgers

Phillies postseason ball cap and division champs tshirts with exorbitant prices,

$53 for a hat and $42 for the shittiest quality Tshirt imaginable Michael Rubin enjoy hell

Do you think the like 1oz of beer residue in that apple juice beer bong Bryce took got him lit up?

They call him Killa Trav because he's killing the chiefs out there