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Thinking a lot about what would be the US equivalent of Milans Piazzale Loreto equivalent this morning

"ten generations of pokemon" and "fifty seasons of survivor" are both sentences designed to make me feel way older than i actually am

My haters and enemies are saying it's too early to go to bed. And to them I have to say "honk mimimimimimimi"

Shoveled out the sidewalks for all my neighbors mostly because I'm much younger than all of them and it's the right thing to do but it was also with the tiniest hope i'll get invited to the next cookout my one neighbor does because his cooking always smells so amazing

Time to stand 5 feet from my TV until this game ends

normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting

hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty

Now I can focus all my energy on the downfall of my opps (the US men's hockey team)

Screamed on the train I love my American women's hockey

I am going to need the American women to lock in please

Taking a brief break from Hot Fuzz to watch Point Break sounds like my perfect Sunday

The dumbest shit I ever did watch, a perfect addition to the olympics

I hate being jealous of the English but here i am. Being jealous of the english (just a start bring down all the royals)

Good morning Olympic sickos it's time to watch athletes straight up die in Ski-Mountaineering.

Some good ass hockey this afternoon, and it will be ruined by the disgusting and shameful USA team

i not support all canadians. some of you bitches are part of Hockey Canada

Mitch Marner? No no I know he's good but HE scored the game winner????

Why watch overtime Olympic hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Matthew McConaughey very explicitly telling a woman to end herself in True Detective. Much like the poster this is in response to should

Took my fiance to the thrift store for Valentine's day. This relationship shit is easy

Easily the weakest green shade they've dropped yet. Just a shameful display

That small adorable child actor who is younger than ADWD just hit us with more of a lore drop than anything GRRM has done in a decade i'm dying lmao

I've been taking a Ballroom Dancing course with my Fiancé and I fear it's insanely fun and I want to do more. Will she be pleased when I sign us up for the next level after 101 is done? We'll find out the hard way.

The scene where Tommy gets whacked in Goodfellas

Nick Castellanos thinking he was just being released

It feels natural and correct independent of players throwing a very sexy hissy fit

Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.

Baseball players should be allowed to drink a delicious cold beer in the dugout

Ending your Phillies career because you got pissed and grabbed an ice cold beer is beautiful.

Phils need to have a 21 “batter flailing at a slider in the other batters box” salute on opening day

sorry pal that Double Cork 1080 was way cooler than anything you've ever done on a football field