brentdb

I will be the owner of the famous 24 carrot gold la bubbo

Brent: “OH SHIT theres a huge spider on my ceiling! i’m gonna use my lightsaber

see, this is why everyone should have a lightsaber on hand” @brent-db.bsky.social

I'm so lucky 😍 w/ @jadedpasta.bsky.social

millennial retirement home is going to be bonkers

me when I’m old as fuck, in my rocking chair: so… who’s the Elden lord these days?

I don't know what kind of soured hobbit leaf the reviewers were on, but anyone who says Tales of the Shire is bad after playing for at least a couple hours is out of their daaaaamn gourd.

Ya'll better make me eat that whole jar of pickles. I am terribly hungry.

Yes, I will also chug the pickle juice.

Yes, I know it's like 27 calories per pound of pickles.

Yes, I know it's all salt. So am I.

I didn’t know what to do for my channel trailer so I just recreated the default instructional one

I’m am in my 60s and really don’t need to be on Facebook please stop this

amazing 🤣

I just accidentally said “homopath” instead of homeopath.

Homopath, the lesser-known name for Rainbow Road 🌈✨

Ghosts of Christmas it's time to come back, some people desperately need to get Scrooged real quick.

This will never happen again but last night we ran a PERFECT game with 0 deaths on our team 😂shout out to my goats @drinksopa.bsky.social @mistahmistyeye.bsky.social & @brent-db.bsky.social ! #MarvelRivals

Me: Twitter is imploding, I'm finally free!
Also me: Guess we're hopping on this bandwagon 🥸