Paul Chapman

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

A drawing inspired by the novel "Titus Groan" by Mervyn Peake. Titus at his christianing, laying in the open book of ritual and staring up at the viewer with purple eyes

Titus Groan, Heir of Gormenghast

My favorite Lovecraft story is that one where the narrator was like "Boo hoo there's a generational curse in my family, all the male descendants die super young ever since we were cursed by the Sorcerer" and the Sorcerer just lived in their basement and shot each dude with a gun

When pizza’s on a bagel you can have pizza any time.

When pizza’s on an everything bagel you begin to question how far we should go with putting pizza on things.

When pizza’s on a cinnamon raisin bagel pizza has gone too far to be saved.

The New York Times is institutionally transphobic. Bouie voluntarily writes for the New York Times. Therefor, Bouie participates in the institutional transphobia of the New York Times, whether he himself bears any personal animus against trans people or not.

I quote various bits from Airplane! (1980) on a nigh-daily basis. It's probably my favorite goofy comedy film, maybe tired with Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002). 😆

"Surely, you can't be serious!" 😆

I liked how they kept handing them progressively larger cups of coffee every time they entered a scene.

An illustration of Chun-Li from Capcom's Street Fighter series. She is depicted in a fighting stance with a leg raised, one fist parallel to her face and an open palm extended toward the viewer. Updated from a piece originally drawn in 2024.

I know I reposted this yesterday, but I felt compelled to further tweak things, including the embroidery on her waistband.

Heathcliff stands outside a Robot Wig store, standing next to the Robot Wig salesman. Two robots, wearing spiffy wigs, walk by in the background. The owner of the wig store says "Follow your passion."

02 Mar 2026

Screenshot from the Capcom arcade game "Mega Man 2 The Power Fighters", specifically from Mega Man's ending. Dr. Light says a line that feels topical today more than ever. "Sometimes peace cannot be achieved unless those who spread war are destroyed."

🦈🐯🐉🗡️

A witch in bikini stands atop a cliff while two goats dive into the unknown.

it's Goat Witch monday

three horses with fiery manes, surrounded by yellow and green chrysanthemums. A green snake weaves it under the horses' hooves

Charge On. Something to celebrate year of the fire horse

Chiaki from Laid-Back Camp looking in disgust at her phone

Me with every update…

Screenshot from Armored Trooper Votoms. A slightly off-model shot of Chirico (his eyes are too high up and close together I think) with a very neutral expression albeit with a slightly furrowed brow, where in his internal monologue he is saying "I felt like screaming."

me when I feel like screaming

I need another $150 to cover my doctor's visit; the rest go towards paying down the bills so I can one day get my diabetic care

I think the most disingenuous part of the whole thing is that the author of that awful thread (whom I've since blocked) seems to pretend like the second part of "OP-ED" - the part that stands for "Editorial" - doesn't exist or has no say in what gets published in the "Opinions" section.

Davey Osborne (actor Henry Thomas) speaks into a toy Walkie-Talkie in his bedroom in a scene from Cloak & Dagger (1984).

Later this week we're going to record an episode on the surprisingly somber children's adventure film, Cloak & Dagger (1984). Please respond here with questions / comments if you'd like to participate in the Fan Feedback section of the show.

Chicken tenders are not attracting conservative male customers. New "chicken hards" will solve this.

Paper cut collage illustration of a kappa holding a stick sitting on a rock in the water

paper cut kappa

Eye of the Beholder II The Legend of Darkmoon: Beyond Waterdeep This direct sequel to Westwood’s Eye of the Beholder came together so quickly it made its DOS PC debut the same year as the first game, and the Amiga port shown here arrived only a few months…

“A desecrated grave. Who would do such a thing?”

Look... I thought... I just... I mean, maybe... if you're going to give me the option to dig then...

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A drawing of a purple puff ball bug with long antennae, red eyes, little fangs and tiny hands and feet

bug

Lina Inverse in her 30th anniversary outfit.

Lina Inverse comm, thanks!

An ink and marker drawing of Chun-Li. She's standing in her ready pose from Street Fighter.

I have been told it is Chun-Li's Birthday today.

It's possibly the most Movie Movie to ever Movie. 😆

I was a in high school when Columbine happened. I didn't learn about the killers' true motivations until long after I'd graduated from college. All they talked about on the news were black trench-coats and Marilyn Manson.

A witch eating a sandwich sitting on the floor near a fridge in their kitchen. There are three ghost cats around the main character. The character is sitting on a wooden floor, one of the boards has been removed and books and potions are hidden under the floor.

Hidden. 😶‍🌫️

Fanart of Hulkenberg from Metaphor Re:Fantazio. It's a waist-up character portrait. She is delicately holding her spear and facing left looking past it. The piece is bright and colourful with a bright cyan and dark grey background. Hulkenberg is cel-shaded with black.

THE HULK

Judge Dredd pointing his baton at you. In the background, a trash heap comes to horrifying life.

Stand clear, citizen. This garbage dump is hostile.