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Paul Chapman

@gooberzilla.bsky.social

Who are you people? Seriously, what is this place? (He/him)

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A greyish baseball with a smiling Dragon Quest slime face printed on it.

A greyish baseball with a smiling Dragon Quest slime face printed on it.

Imagine this coming at you at 100mph

08.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 741    πŸ” 274    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 14
Robin Val

Robin Val

Trans woman stabilizing from housing crisis. Trying to source 100ish to keep afloat til regular pay resumes. Anything helps, but hopefully this is the end of the nightmare. Car gets here Tuesday and then I'm back to work. Please boost

ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...
$robinvbelle
@shrikerobin venmo

08.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I was going to post that exact same Vonnegut quote, but I can see you're way ahead of me. πŸ˜†

08.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't fathom what drives certain people to waste even a second of their precious lives carrying water for a monster like Joe Biden.

08.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a lovely Lady Amalthea. πŸ¦„

08.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is

08.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2576    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 13
a tweet of Char with a speech bubble quoting: I'm not "banned" from Olive Garden. They asked me not to come back, and I have been gracious enough to indulge them. It's called noblesse oblige. They still know who calls the shots here.

a tweet of Char with a speech bubble quoting: I'm not "banned" from Olive Garden. They asked me not to come back, and I have been gracious enough to indulge them. It's called noblesse oblige. They still know who calls the shots here.

08.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 406    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

killing me hardly with his gun

08.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Four cheeses? In this economy?! πŸ•

08.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love it. ❀️

08.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
[cartoon fan art of Godzilla 2000]

[cartoon fan art of Godzilla 2000]

Godzilla 2000
One of the derpiest Godzilla designs ... but also one of my favorites.
#godzilla #godzilla2000 #godzillamillenmium #kaiju

08.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A placid MechWarrior stares out of the cockpit in his giant thumb-shapes neurohelmet... A text box reads "Maybe it will happen today."

A placid MechWarrior stares out of the cockpit in his giant thumb-shapes neurohelmet... A text box reads "Maybe it will happen today."

07.03.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A black woman exists in nature with bright lights revealing her from the void beyond branches of leaves

A black woman exists in nature with bright lights revealing her from the void beyond branches of leaves

We were always here ⏾ #art

08.03.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Rutger Hauer digging out Tyrell's eyes with his thumbs in Blade Runner, "I want my hour back, fucker."

Rutger Hauer digging out Tyrell's eyes with his thumbs in Blade Runner, "I want my hour back, fucker."

*throws phone across the room*

08.03.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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a bald man is holding his head in pain Alt: An animated GIF of Professor X using his telepathic powers to communicate his thoughts at a distance from an animated adaptation of Marvel's X-men comics. Waves of blue energy pulse from his forehead, and then ghostly images of Cyclops / Scott Summers, Jean Gray, Beast / Hank McCoy, and Storm / Ororo Munroe appear.
08.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œto me, my little women”

24.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead

A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead

07.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1495    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

the captain just came on over the intercom and said β€œplane bad. no more plane.” is that good?

08.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such deeply unserious people. They have no understanding of history, no culture, just pure phantasmagoria.

08.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact. She's a terrifying bald cybernetic monster who is absolutely rocking that red lipstick, girrrrl

The Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact. She's a terrifying bald cybernetic monster who is absolutely rocking that red lipstick, girrrrl

The T-Rex from Jurassic Park, breaking through the barriers that kept her from achieving her full potential (eating whoever she wants)

The T-Rex from Jurassic Park, breaking through the barriers that kept her from achieving her full potential (eating whoever she wants)

The Xenomorph Queen from Aliens. She's a horrifying mass of insectoid limbs and black carapace. She's making her own way through the galaxy in the face of adversity, all while raising a family. You really can have it all.

The Xenomorph Queen from Aliens. She's a horrifying mass of insectoid limbs and black carapace. She's making her own way through the galaxy in the face of adversity, all while raising a family. You really can have it all.

Jobu Tupaki from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. She's wearing an outfit that's a riot of different colors and styles. That's because she's out there girl-bossing and living her best lives, all at the same time. That's multitasking!

Jobu Tupaki from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. She's wearing an outfit that's a riot of different colors and styles. That's because she's out there girl-bossing and living her best lives, all at the same time. That's multitasking!

Me and the girls celebrating International Women's Day

08.03.2024 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

not to be that guy again but i'm trying to raise at least $800 and i'm halfway there. if anyone could give this a boost i'd really appreciate it!!

04.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

10.12.2024 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2310    πŸ” 1354    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 26

I love this line so much I drew it as a colouring book page, if you also love Galaxy Quest and would like to colour it in

07.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I am downright befuddled. Bemused, you could even say.

07.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done. 🫑

07.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the blue Hell? πŸ€”

07.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tiny ginger sumo wrestlers.

07.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Malcolm X you would have hated Tenchi in Tokyo 😀😀😀

07.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I mean, fair. πŸ˜†

07.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
large replica skeleton with jeans edited on it. the skeleton is standing in a fenced off yard

large replica skeleton with jeans edited on it. the skeleton is standing in a fenced off yard

do not come for my ass

07.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4