Richard Stromberg

@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."

"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."

I hate learning about losers after they've crashed out of their sport. But I guess Fox News will always be there for them? Weird losers who love losing.

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

Love it when someone can bridge those differences and unify a broad spectrum of people (against them)

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York

like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck

The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.

me watching the results come in

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

...and less than 24 hours later Condé Nast has fired Lex and the rest of the Teen Vogue political desk, even as stories like this were bringing huge numbers of readers to the site

This is me when I make a bad post (all of them) and the reply guys come for me so I ask my brother to say something nice in my replies, but then he asks wtf I'm talking about because there are no reply guys (I've made them up to justify my own self-aggrandizing fantasies).

huge!

I'm on the side of the bed frame here. Lived in an apt next to the chute one time so it's fuck trash chutes forever.

Still can't believe Caldentey, Fox and Chawinga didn't even make the short list. I know it's voted by players so I won't second guess but curious if proximity/familiarity and regional coverage makes it so euro/UK heavy.

I know we're deep in the throes of the unreality of fascism and journalistic malpractice helped get us here, but it is still bonkers to me that no reporter or dem rep is bringing up Ross Ulbricht every time the admin says they're extrajudicially killing Venezuelans over concerns about fentanyl

Hell yeah congrats

I bet there's an apparently I was wrong . gif out there for this specific use case

This is like the millennial bat signal lmao. Good luck to you and these replies.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov you absolute donuts. Get behind or get left behind.

You made a joke? On this app? Not very sensitive to 99% of this app's user base, Mina. I'm honestly disgusted.

Ali Riley arrives for her last NWSL match 🥹

CP23 calls time on a legendary career 🤗

Donut for her from the Simpsons but instead of Maggie, all the images are of hello kitty

As someone who is loyal to christ first always, and America second mostly (if soup is an option, that loyalty takes precedent), I was offended.

Drawing of two guys sitting on the bus. The one on the left has to look at the rock face so his view sucks and he is sad. Above him are the words "no baseball". The one on the right is smiling and happy because he gets to look out his window and see a sun swept valley and rivers and beauty. Above him are the words "no John smolts". This is a reference to baseball being over after the dodgers won the world series, but on the bright side, we don't have to listen to John smoltz and his dogshit commentating anymore. We are sad, but we are free.

WAP. She thinks he's talking about her song but really he's talking about a personal experience (widower at [the] parlor).