jared jaredrandrews - Bluesky Statics

Blazers I’m begging you keep your hands in your shorts or something I promise it will be ok

10.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THANK YOU TIAGO I DIDNT WANT TO GO HOME TONIGHT

10.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nailed it

10.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The type of third quarter we all expect from the blazers

10.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait for me

08.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Standings are no fun 😩

08.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah that’s awesome

08.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now im just mad at the refs

08.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really, Phoenix? In this political climate?

04.02.2026 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not even convinced I’ll be around in 2030 go for it

04.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I would LOVE to give Gillespie a swirly

04.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

49ers lol

18.01.2026 04:08 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

BIG BOY TD ALERT

17.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got outbid for signed Yang Hansen merch but I’ll take the W I guess

10.01.2026 05:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Splitter still undefeated when @jaredrandrews.bsky.social and I are in attendance

10.01.2026 05:32 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How old is Sheppard am I bullying a child

10.01.2026 05:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give Sidy the Oscar now

10.01.2026 05:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Houston going to lose with a secret sixth player

10.01.2026 05:14 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll write some scenarios you thumbs up or down

10.01.2026 05:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Zebras

10.01.2026 03:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

06.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 3402 🔁 364 💬 28 📌 36

Fear the beard

29.12.2025 01:33 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 3

You’re welcome

30.12.2025 06:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We ended up with a whole row in the 100s and the people around us aren’t ready for this energy

30.12.2025 04:08 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Fear the beard

29.12.2025 01:33 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 3

My New Year’s resolution is for the Blazers to make a gd free throw

29.12.2025 01:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Squish face syndrome

15.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

15.12.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Philip Rivers is moving like me out there

14.12.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub

14.12.2025 21:00 — 👍 1303 🔁 242 💬 16 📌 20

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