Sam Gray

I just messaged a dear friend of mine in NSW who has a 3 day old baby, to tell the baby to suck shit and enjoy their first loss. And that’s what #Origin is all about fam

Nathan Fielder could find MH370 on The Rehearsal if HBO decided to give him even more of a budget than he currently has.

S2 of The Rehearsal is perfect so far and Ep 3 is one of the best things I’ve watched in a very long time. Deranged as it gets, in the greatest way possible.

I reckon a better strategy for ‘trumpet for patriots’ would be to send text updates on the crazy shit happening at the mushroom lady trial. I mean I still wouldn’t vote for them, but it’d be fun to get instead of their insane policies.

Throwback to on this day in 2020. The best news alert I ever saw.

Lebron had a big dunk, beat the Knicks, and got Luka, this is the greatest moment for a forty year old since Bluesky users discovered Futurama was being rebooted for the 18th time

oh okay, I’ve figured out why this trade happened:

the Mavs GM is simply dumber than a pile of rocks

I still don’t believe it tbh lol.

Absolutely enthralled by the last wicket hunt by King and Gardner. Beautiful bowling, fun stuff - almost so much fun that if it didn’t mean losing the match you’d want it to go on forever. #ashes

Great to find out the majority of the non-sports media consuming population are up to speed on how much Tony Jones sucks as a commentator/journo. How you gonna make Novak look like the common sense one here my guy lol

i love how insane everyone is becomeing

If there is any beauty left in the world, Alcaraz will hopefully win the Aus Open. Frickin love that dude.

I hope Alien Ant Farm appreciate whatever royalties they get from ABC Grandstand using their cover of Smooth Criminal as a sting during the cricket broadcast. Couldn’t think of a better use of Australian tax payers money. #AusvInd

Darren Lehmann on ABC Grandstand sounds like he’s approx 3 pints deep at all times. Like coherent enough, but you feel like the man has been bending the elbow for the last little while. He kept calling the Sydney light rail the ‘Sky train’ until someone corrected him. On ya Boof. #ausvind

Beau Webster looks like a guitar player in an early 2000s pop punk band. The hair and the earring! Heading straight from the Sydney test to join the Warped Tour. #AusVInd

Best football pod and possibly best episode of best football pod of the year. The beautiful game

YESSSSSS SOMETHING GAVE!

The final session of this test match… #AusvInd

Death, Taxes, Scott Boland’s line and length. #AusvsInd

I’m now at 110% somehow. I am beyond one with the panettone. I am in the panettone multiverse

Fox Sports doing some big fellas absolutely dirty today with the crowd cam shots. #AusvInd

Theatre in the form of test cricket. Glorious

Highlighting what elite school this guy went to is one of the most Melbourne media coded things ever lol

NYT Cooking app having an update and putting everything in metric and Celsius measurements is the Christmas miracle for me this year.

It’s 6 nights until Christmas and I’m currently 75% composed of panettone. On track for singularity by the 25th.

Opening ball wicket in a test match is as Molto Bene as it gets baby. Let’s go

(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son

Just experienced the highest level of disrespect - my Victorian partner giving advice to me, someone who grew up in Brisbane and born in FNQ, on how to pick the best mangos from the fruit shop. Queenslandsplaining at its finest. smdh.

The vibes coming through the tv screen from the AFLW B&F Awards are fucking immaculate.