Fire Breathing Unicorn

It's county fair season and it took me until the end of your post that you didn't mean 4-H 😂

Liz Warren to her absolute credit shows up on CNBC and is willing to call everyone a stupid piece of shit in a way that even Bernie would refrain from

She really does!! 🥰

Totally cracked me up when she said it 😂

She just came in and said, "Man... I wish I knew more close-up magic people so I could call them and freak out over this! But close-up magic isn't quite the friend-making avenue I hoped it'd be..." 😆

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Penn & Teller are performing opening day at the MN Renaissance Festival as part of their 50th Anniversary Tour.

Morgan had their magic kit when she was little, and actually did a magic show for her 4-H project.

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Found this badass grandfather fisher spider in our sound vardo - gently got him in a cup and moved him to a comfy place

Short waist and long legs. I was doomed.

Fucking amazing show 🤘❤️‍🔥

😭🥺🫂

My favorite thrift store find necklace

Hotel bathroom selfie before the Ghost concert!

I'm the same age as Chelsea Clinton.

Adult men did not hesitate, in front of me, to say incredibly derogatory things about her. HORRIBLE things.

It was gross. And it was still a MASSIVE uphill battle.

Yaaay!! 🤘

I'm so excited AND I found enough pieces to put together to look cool 😂

Going to see Ghost tonight and realizing I don't own cool clothes right now 😭

Hey! 😊

Stealthy!

Love this!

The second my childhood friend's family jumped from Catholic to Evangelical, all I heard was what I was going to hell. So, that was fun.

Fortunately, since I wasn't raised in a household/parish that focused on hellfire and damnation, it didn't upset me as much as annoyed me.

Morgan said the "play dumb" is going to be her approach 😂

OMG I love this! Something similar happened to me when I was in the middle of cleaning chicken feet to make broth and a JW rang the bell. I saw who it was so I kept my work in my hands to answer the door 😆

It's all bots and fart-sniffers - politicians and journalists who "can't leave" because other people they know are still there.

Both excellent responses! I was, at the time, representing an organization that I didn't want to diminish by my response, so I opted for the "I outgun you, sir" option 😆

Anyway, I figure I should brush off my Dealing With Evangelicals playbook and test a few approaches while we're in the midst of the Christo-Facist-Pedo regime 🙄

believe that God is the only one who can know that answer. So, no.

Him: Well, do you believe in the Bible?

Me: That the book exists? Yes. I studied biblical theology at the University of St. Thomas.*

Him: Okay. *leaves*

*I took an Old Testament class at UST, and it was actually really good

Had someone approach me last night to tell me about Our Lord and Savior. I may not be practicing anymore, but you bet your ass I'll pull my Catholic card to stymie an Evangelical.

Him: If you were to die tomorrow, do you know if you'd go to heaven?

Me: I'm Catholic, and in my faith we

You’ll say “Google it” and the information you want the other person to know is behind a paywall, but some engaging and charismatic person peddling bullshit on the same topic is giving it out for free.

We're having to relearn so many lessons of the past all at once. It's fucking ridiculous.