My sister asked me how she can seem more outdoorsy to impress a guy. I told her the most obvious thing is to get a trout tattoo on her forehead.
09.04.2025 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dragonflyky.bsky.social
Silly goose πͺΏ πππ¦ππ²
My sister asked me how she can seem more outdoorsy to impress a guy. I told her the most obvious thing is to get a trout tattoo on her forehead.
09.04.2025 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you have anyyyy other words in your vocabulary??? That one is just not hitting for me.
02.04.2025 02:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spring time is my bitch πΈπππΏπ
27.03.2025 13:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Plot twist Iβm happy again
27.03.2025 13:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Friday everyone, I hope that Monday falls in a hole and never climbs back out. ππ« πΈπ»π
14.03.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I caught the scaries this Sunday, rip please pray for me ππ»
03.03.2025 05:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you guys ever watched the banana express??????????
23.02.2025 03:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whatβs your favorite la croix flavor?? Mine is coconut π₯₯π©·
22.02.2025 23:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The internetβ¦.? At this time of nightβ¦? π
19.02.2025 02:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a chocolate lab who LOVES to eat dirt. Do you think sheβs actually a dirt lab?
#labradorretreiver
#chocolatelab
This is how it feels to hangout with my friends
15.02.2025 19:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screenshot from Threads by @pattiegonia quote being silly is all we have left end quote
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23.12.2024 06:22 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Today I went to the bathroom at school just to fart. Happy Thursday
14.02.2025 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Monday mood
10.02.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reminding myself of this today!!!
04.02.2025 20:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How this week been feeling
04.02.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Shitting my pants because Iβm talking to my favorite podcast host today.
03.02.2025 14:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good luck out there today, hope no one catches the scaries
02.02.2025 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Salt is just a rock we like to eat
01.02.2025 07:01 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Recently became a bird feeder ownerβ¦. Some chickadee spread the word and now these birds are EATING ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME. I need to refill the bird feeder TWICE A WEEK. I didnβt know theyβd be this freakin hungry π΅βπ«
31.01.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Glitter is just micro plastics π
31.01.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What are your Friday plans?
31.01.2025 17:46 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Why do you think ducks like to float in water? Do they just have an inherent need to have a soggy butt?
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