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well started to eat healthy ish again. now I just got to find the time to workout baby steps

Day 2 of 2025 and I’ve already got 3 scam texts this morning alone

maybe he looks so young is because he is so young and you and I are so so so so old … 😭

Do you follow a Pilates routine on YT or something else? Need to start working out again.

Lol whut

Nom.

Not matter what I do - don’t overmix the eggs, hot water bath, crack the door oven open after it’s done - my cheesecake always, without fail, cracks! 😞

Mariah is on, baking Oreo cheesecake in between work meetings. Lets go. #thanksgiving

I’m excited tho I do love Thanksgiving the lead up is just exhausting.

Yeah we host, and I’m not even making everything for the day! D’s got the “important” sides. But this morning I had to think of what to make for dinner tonight and I nearly blacked out.

I hate cooking from Monday through Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Can’t we all just starve ourselves until Thursday?

“Sugar, stop. You had me at motherfucker.” 🤣 #cross

Lmao

I was about to say …!

Also what is possum pie lmfao

Spent the entire weekend on a soccer pitch. Dying physically and mentally and emotionally rn.

No opinions on veggies. What are your desserts?

Lol I can see the second pic and not the first oh well! Hello Xmas Dino!

I cannot see 😕

When it’s the end of the soccer season and you can’t dealing with a toddler on the sidelines

quoting so I remember haha

I deleted ALL kids faces from the last year, I stopped because the app crapped out on me.

because their kids were having a hard time studying for the science test!!!

Not the SAHMs using chatGPT to do their kids’ homework for them … 😳

New TOS starting today.
Says we give permission for them to use everything we tweet to train their AI, no option to opt out

I panic deleted my fic twitter after reading those new TOS. Getting closer and closer to deleting my main soon. Its like breaking free of a toxic relationship. 😐

Me, at 11 years old - I hate 6th grade math

Me, over 30 years later - I hate 6th grade math

Brave! I haven’t yet pulled the trigger. Trying to actively post more here instead of there to smooth the transition first.

FYI idk if it’s being weird or whatever but some of you guys have an “invalid handle” showing up in your profiles?

Yes! Also, I’ve felt disconnected from some of y’all for a WHILE now and I blame the For You tab and the algorithms pushing junk or tweets my friends made 48 hrs ago showing up top

I do not care if it has Bluey on it, it’s getting bought