Former Propagandist, Current Sack of Terror

One observation I have made since moving back to America's taint, people from the former Confederate states drive 10 under the speed limit at all times.

SCOTUS told Trump, "No." So he threw a tempertariff.

Techno-capitalists have created so much rage inside me today that I'm afraid I might actually burst into flames soon.

I swear to god, anyone who thinks a mac "just works," doesn't know how to use a fucking computer.

The problem with this world is that we let people who think things like Git are good tools make the decisions on how to run it.

Nani!?

The walled garden bullshit that the tech Bros have going on has to be ended right now and that probably will have to be ended with fire and blood.

Cartoon illustration of a chubby, baby man wearing a chastity belt, flack jacket labeled "ICE," and a green mask with the words, "Do not fuck ICE. Leave them in their cuck cages."

I don't know. I just made this. It felt appropriate for the modern world.

The most dangerous part of the SAVE the Republican Criminals act is that it gives your voting data to DHS. You know, the agency that is currently rounding people up and putting them in internment camps?

I honestly don't know how much longer I can keep this all up. Every time I feel like I'm making headway, I get kicked in the balls and lit of fire.

The absolute irony of a fucking chatbot spamming me about how right I am that chatbots exist only as a form of electronic heroine.

Social Media and LLMs are designed to manipulate your brain chemistry, creating a very real addiction.

Which is why we need to call them what they are, drug cartels.

They are the Tech Cartels.

Even back in the '90s we knew that it was better to hang out with the juggalos than Kid Rock fans...

... And I once saw a juggalo eat a live skink.

That guy was cool AF, btw

One day, probably soon, I'll sleep more than a few hours.

But today is not that day.

US Shuts Down 3 Piracy Sites That Offered Bootleg Films, Games Zamunda.net, ArenaBG.com, and Zelka.org operated from Bulgaria, but registered their domains in the US, allowing the US to seize and shut them down.

Yeah! Shut down the piracy sites now that the AI Technofeudalists are done using it!

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"Mobile First" secretly means "shittier and full of spyware"

SMARTPHONES ARE BAD.

This gets us one step closer toward the final form of Tesla, where the only thing it sells is pieces of paper that say “we swear this isn’t a Ponzi scheme.”

Democrats say deal reached with Trump to avert shutdown, immigration talks to continue President Donald Trump and Senate Democrats struck a deal Thursday to avert a prolonged shutdown for most of the federal government, five sources familiar with the agreement said, in an effort to de-e...

The real headline: Senate Democrats once again cave because we don't actually have a two-party system.

For those keeping score, the US Republic ended already and now they're just rubbing our noses in it for funsies.

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Big tech isn't *enabling* Trump's regime, big tech *is* Trump's regime.

Everything being done right now is the push for technofudalism.

They are hoping the government collapses so that they can take control.

I don't know if you're aware of this, but the fact that BlueSky does not have a native scheduling tool and pushes you to a SaaS solution to be able to schedule a post is a sign that it is already enshittified.

I have had to uninstall this shitty Microsoft fucking update five times. I have disabled all updates on my laptop. They keep hacking into my system and re-enabling updates.

There is no way this is not criminal behavior.

I spent the weekend making jokes about how the technazis were going to learn what kind of infrastructure you buy when you don't pay taxes in Texas, and then TikTok went down because the Texas infrastructure can't handle a snow storm.

If only my prophetic powers let me know the Powerball numbers.

Dear Microsoft:

When you install nannyware on my computer without my permission, you are taking a lifelong user and pushing them off your platform.

Your AI is garbage and I don't want it on my computer telling me I can't run my programs.

Sincerely,
Kong Dong

A cartoon illustration of a character resembling a specific spider-based superhero wearing a gimp mask and suit while swinging on a white strand of something. Beside the character, the words spider gimp appear on the screen

A close-up of the spider gimp illustration of a superhero inspired cartoon character wearing a gimp mask and gimpsuit in red and blue with nipple cutouts and swinging on a piece of webbing.

The reason this exists is because my brain is broken. The reason you get to see it is because I'm a little proud of it.

70 years from now, kids will be learning about how the Board of Peace started World War 3.

Guess we're the new Axis powers

Every single day that goes by without every single Democrat in the house filing articles of impeachment against every member of this regime is a day that proves there are not actually two political parties in the US.

There is only the billionaire party.

I'm laying in bed at 2:30 am with a heart rate over 110 despite being on beta blockers...

Just in case you wanted to know how I'm doing.

I know there are those who are saying Trump cannot cancel elections. But again, we've been told too many times "He CAN'T do that" only to see him do exactly what people said he can't do.

I literally told someone this week that if you discover new music and they don't have a bandcamp page, they're probably AI.

If you missed it, the US Military did live-fire exercises with armed AI drone swarms this week.

That's right. We did the one thing everyone knows you should do and built murderbots.

At this point, I'm just waiting to see which apocalypse hits us first