Garth Marenghi

Wait, I have more things to say.

Go on, sorry for the interruption.

🎵 Daddy don't forget me🎵

I haven't but you're dead.

(Liz) What is it, Rick?

Porridge.

I think I know what did this.

Scotch mist.

🌫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥣

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Everyone has a special talent, mine is being able to write,....produce,direct, act, paint.

Some people are good plumbers, that's their gig.

a man sitting at a table with the words " plumbers other people are good " ALT: a man sitting at a table with the words " plumbers other people are good "

Everyone has a special talent, mine is being able to write,....produce,direct, act, paint.

Some people are good plumbers, that's their gig.

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If you can't get it in one take , then you're not an actor in my opinion.

They tried all the positions, on top, doggy and normal.

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There are rebels and there are innovators.

I'm a rebel.

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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic, too.

Yes. That makes sense.

(Daddy don't forget me...
I haven't but your dead)

You have a little brother now
And one day we'll all meet in Valhalla.

🐛👁👶🏼💀

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As I rounded the corner, I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef.

🏃‍♂️🌽🐮

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Never take drugs.

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Greetings, Traveler.

I hope you're sitting uncomfortably.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - Episode 1 Dr Liz Asher has an ominous vision. Her boss wants it resolved, in an orthodox manner.

www.channel4.com/programmes/g...
Recently rewatched Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - at least the few episodes broadcast by Channel 4. Visionary stuff. @garthmarenghi.bsky.social @channel4tv.bsky.social

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That's Dr Lucien Sanchez, hotshot surgeon. He's a good buddy, though sometimes we have punch ups.

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I have never exploded, but I know what it would be like.

Don't ask me how. I just do. I've always just known.

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I'll get a wimpy.
🍟🍔🥤

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You're right. I do. Larry Renwick was admitted here last week. The guy went axe-happy on a trout farm, he killed 60 fish

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I ran the only way I knew how: by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession

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Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off.

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Get Garth back out to the masses

Well she's wrong.

I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat and it weren't pretty.

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Blood? Blood! Crimson, copper smelling blood, his blood. Blood, blood, blood...

And bits of sick.

🩸🤮

In black fang I asked what if a rat could drive a bus?

And what if it and it's rat brethren took over and ate parliament.

⚫️🦷🐀🚎

Of course!

She's turning into 🥦

Two, three, four... five?

Oh, yeah, I shot Duncan. Hang tight.