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I don't know why I keep talking about Al having wardrobe malfunctions but I need him to have wardrobe malfunctions in his casual wear. I need his big ass jacket to be the only thing stopping him from accidentally showing off his cheeks

#greatgodgrope I'm not sure how much of a trend it was but Patty putting on western wear due to Godpoke's influence was pretty cute. wonder if they let her wear the costume in bed

Vib considering adding parts of it to the uniform makes me think he had fun looking at what fits suit him (& it too)

I think I wrote this about Capo before but he'd take to it the most I feel. It makes him feel something. Also bc he's gotta look strong and unbothered for the Boys and bc it can keep him from thinking about the Plan too much

Depends on with P. Metaphorically no (she's done that enough). Physically hell yeah toss her

Ban likes the adrenaline boost. He's proud to do his own stunts if he needs the footage but his bad leg means he'll have to seek a manhandling himself instead of out of a mission

He might like seeing it more on other people tho re:liking action movies and wanting to see Inspekta in one

Vib goes through enough scuffed uniforms to see the aftermath and probably fantasize about it but he'd probably have a surprised reaction to someone managing to get a tussle out of him

Maybe he would do it more in his earlier days

In particular I think Al might be awakening to the thought around the Cove but he's not sure how to take it yet. It gets worse around the Bizzybattles

What does Bauhazzo have to deal with? Do flashes of the other gods' private times go in the vault with everything else he's seen? And do they invoke Huzzle whenever the gods have to use toys? Does it know?

See this is maddening to me. Oaths to the god while with the god is one thing (and funny as hell)

But you also remember they were human too at some point. They could have carried who they prayed to with them into the rift. Imagine Cobbi used to invoke Mitternacht but now she's up there with her

Sudden brain blast. Something can be done with this bit. The challenge for Al is that he can't just taste what's in front of him to navigate even if he really wants to. Gruja enjoying trolling him due to having more experience on this. Vib channeling revenge for stolen snacks but liking the struggle

#greatgodgrope sometimes I want godpoke to be a little freak. their black pencil legs are so easy to read as them going commando under a big jacket since it looks the same color as their head. they run so fast they have a cool breeze running through their thighs

Al is a very clear third wheel in the BugJacq relationship, but the sheer size of that lass captures his heart (and loins) and who says Jaqueline can't enjoy throwing another guy at the wall platonically

(The reason I say Vib instead of Ban here is because Ban would still try to keep a steady hand no matter what. Vib knows how to make things look good for the camera but operating it isn't his highest priority)

A blurry, unfocused camera reel of P and Gruja groping and grinding on each other with their headgear on, both more turned on by the photos themselves than the session (it was Vib's camera but they were all too focused on what was going on to take anything clear)

P getting sized up and flowers stuck to her hair and clothes like she's a green bouquet by Razz and Lulu. She's not used to all the attention

BanPVib outfit swap and roleplaying as each other. They have to use a different pair of glasses because Ban's are prescription

Tossing them together for fun. alvib where Al is blindfolded and led around by scent while Gruja leads him off the trail

Shibari with the usual red rope suits the Bizzys stupidly well

I say this as someone who made an account specifically for this but you do you man. post that podcast

I should write a threesome

Test drawings of this Bizzyboy and his stupid cage

Ban headcanon of the day is that he's adequeate at taking care of himself hands-free if the situation calls for it

Is it silly that I want to see Patty's bucket and Grujaja's cone kissing

one-sided banspek where Ban hears rumors about Inspekta's computers and cameras, so in the dead of night he finds a security cam and exposes himself hoping it's one of his

the whole time he's thinking "Inspekta are you watching PLEASE tell me you're watching or else I'm gonna have to explain a lot"

Hear me out on this. King is a bit of a toku freak right. Would she be into roleplay of her getting captured by the enemy in a tight hero suit? Or subduing someone in one? Please

#greatgodgrope there's a lot of taste/food stuff done with Cobbi but do you think there's folks out there who are addicted to the adrenaline rush of getting their wits scared out of them

Like falling for one of her pranks is their dream. Their heart skips a beat as it leaps out of their chest

I am realizing the monochrome green effect makes the jacket come out darker and more Capo-like on my phone so I would like to clarify that this poor sap is not Capo. Capo yells at him in his mind

Why does he give himself a cage in his imagination? who knows

(on second thought maybe not)

#greatgodgrope a guy can dream

how much of inspekta's cutesy personality was crafted over time and how much of it was just in hector all along? I feel like the puppy dog eyes were a godhood development because putting it on a small soft-looking glasses boy like hector would have made him too powerful