floatin'

Biggest red flag that a post is fake is that no one names their kid jimmy anymore they’re basically all named either david or daniel

I still want a navel piercing but my navel is probably the most sensitive part on my body

I forgot what I dreamed about, but I remember it was something I really didn't want to be dreaming about

I hate anyone who condescendingly says hope this helps like hope you shut up

especially if they say it with an !

hope this helps(!) set back polite communication and discourse by years

I messed up some things on my exam but I saw 8 egrets today so that was cool

So funny that the test to show the age of a chickadee is checking if it has chickadee-pattern baldness

It just occurred to me I would do just about anything for straw mushrooms

These are sooo good 💙🩵

A secret in the covered parking area

"what's in my fingernail"... not the sentence I wanted to say today

type b+, you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your rh too positive. your antigens too different. they'll agglutinate you type B

it's my oatmeal and i'll put more cinnamon in it if i want to

i like when my professor takes off his glasses bc it makes me think he cant see me

I like that the juveniles are on the lower branches of the tree, they’re like the coffee boy interns

You will!!!

Green heron (dslr) & green heron in action (phone)

i hope this acne on my face doesnt have spiders in it

train whistles at 2am: just doing their job, minding their own business, contributes to the night ambiance, evokes a slight sense of nostalgia
motorcyclists at 2am: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! UP GO AWAY

I don't need tiktok i can do the wavy voice filter all by myself

ok targeted ads for sunglasses, im opening the floor. stun me and dazzle me.

turns out sitting in my rock hard chair makes my bed feel soft by comparison

Me: Tom & Jerry!
My friend: SNOOPY

ios6 >>> 💔

Some may take their medication with whiskey, I take mine with grinch hershey kisses

Cant upload videos?? :\

melancholic songs on the electric guitar >>>

Same!!

The Christmas Tree in Space...

girl i can feel it coming in the air tonight about my period