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Stephen Falk

@stephenfalk.bsky.social

Walked a dog. Read the Internet. Made some TV shows. That’s kind of it.

998 Followers  |  172 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.3111

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My friend @ericspiegelman.bsky.social just went in to the theatre to see The Brutalist and once inside texted me, "Did you know this movie is 3 1/2 hours long?!" He didn't know! That is the funniest thing that has happened all year.

03.01.2025 21:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Quiz time. A put-together 35-year-old white lady is angrily screaming "fa--ot" at someone on the street in Los Feliz. What hat is she wearing? A) Criterion B) Lakers C) Barry Season 2 Camera Department D) Kennedy 2024?

21.11.2024 18:47 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

It feels like that black spatula thing is something someone could have mentioned before now.

20.11.2024 21:22 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't tell if we're doing this? Are we doing this?

19.11.2024 18:31 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

I gotta say it. This feels like we’re all being fooled. We’re all being fooled, right?

04.07.2023 04:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since no one is actually over here I can finally say the thing: I think David Zaslav looks downright fantastic in his little vests.

04.07.2023 02:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has a day ever counted less than this one, Monday, July 3rd?

03.07.2023 20:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw the teenage Kraken movie yesterday in a dine-in theatre in Glendale and their computer server was down and I had to walk to find an ATM and I think I might still be out there walking aimlessly through Glendale, nobody eating my shitty pepperoni pizza forever…

03.07.2023 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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