Derek

Husband: If I die, will you remarry?

Wife: Um, probably.

Husband: Will you let him use my golf clubs?

Wife: Don't be stupid, he's left handed.

Husband:......

Top sex capitals in the United States:

Climax, NC
Bangor, ME
Intercourse, PA

Washington, DC if you feel like getting screwed…

I just realized a lot of people don't like to hold hands in public…

Especially if they don't know you.

The comments in this thread are disgusting and just as ugly as most of the MAGA shit that we all left X to be rid of. The comments about LS's appearance, marrying for money, and her being a ho are shitty comments made by shittier people. Be better!

I don't get all the hate related to this wedding. Bezos is crazy rich, he found someone that he is crazy in love with, he wants an amazing wedding. Good for him!

Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend... then she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day.

Exactly!

I say this with complete sincerity...fuck Jake Tapper

Fuck Jake Tapper! That's it, that's the post.

This may be the greatest tweet ever

#booksky

So you think the 3 people in the video lied about their position? If not, please explain your position.

How do you figure? Or are you pulling a Trump here and calling anything you don't like fake news?

Van Jones speaks with Black Trump supporters | CNN Politics CNN senior political commentator Van Jones speaks with a group of African Americans in South Carolina who explain why they voted for and continue to back President Donald Trump.

All three had voted for Democrats in the past and all three would vote for Donald Trump again if they had it to do over. Truly nothing matters...

www.cnn.com/2025/05/01/p...

I just don't feel sorry for any of MAGA. I get breakfast at McD quite often. One of the upsides of when Trump guts Social Security is going to be me asking the MAGA seniors table how their vote is working out.

And I probably shouldn't be an ahole 😀

The very best people on this platform? I'm not sure why that bugs me...but it does.

#PeopleHaveSpoken#TradeWar#TariffTrouble

You know Wakanda would have a higher rate...and you know why 😀

You probably want to ask this on Twitter if you are still using it.

Thoughts @kaydee816.bsky.social

@slaya.bsky.social - if we somehow end up at the same place, at the same time, and there happens to be a connect 4 board there....

I will beat you 😂

A special education teacher who is struggling so much that she needs to ask others for help, pays for verification on Twitter?

She does run the same grift on Twitter. I'm glad she also accepts Venmo and Cash App and doesn't limit herself to just gift cards. It feels like she is missing a gold mine by not working Truth Social though.

I'm not sure- but i suspect this person is a grifter. Every post is about her wishlist, which mainly includes Amazon gift cards and Door Dash giftcards. After a question, I was blocked.

I have family who are teachers, so I certainly respect the profession. None of the teachers I know grift on social media though. Do you have the same thing going on Twitter, Instagram etc?

Pretty much every post from you is about your Amazon wishlist, including Amazon gift cards and Doordash gift cards. I sure hope you aren't scamming people, but somehow, I suspect that you are.

I hope there are other Corvette lovers on Bluesky.

A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived.

I think I'll wear gold tonight."

The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"

My daughter told her grandma that WTF means “Wow, That’s Fantastic”.

Her texts are funny as hell now!