Steven White

anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost

Back in May 2021 I posted on twitter about a journey I'd undertaken to find a tree that I can see from our bedroom window. I've decided to post it verbatim on here as lots of people really enjoyed it. So, here it is…

My heart is full.
🩷L&M🩷

A Hungarian equivalent to “a bad workman blames his tools” is ha egy kacsa nem tud úszni nem a víz a hülye. It means “if the duck can't swim, it's not the water that's stupid”

* And if you want more international duck phrases and facts, the following thread should fit the bill…

When life gives you…..

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square.
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education

Went to Iceland twice to see these and got better shots in my back garden in Wales!

So the in laws got a new kitten….

Lovely long summer days.

He's making a list,
he's checking it twice,
he's searching his pockets,
and finding his keys,
he's checking the list again,
and making sure he turned the gas off,
hold on now where's the list?
Ok found it, better check it again,
wait, did he lock up?
Santa Claus,
is getting too old for this shit.

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?”
Me: “Yes please”
Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”

A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.

Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.

And THAT is exactly how people with a huge sense of entitlement regularly behave when they get caught out.

#JeremyClarkson

YouTube video by steevloki man stroke woman - court

youtu.be/NY3pl-lEA50?...

I always take a photograph to the barber to make sure he gets my haircut right, It's a photo of his family tied up in a disused warehouse.

Conwy 1/2 marathon done in 1:48, 12 minutes faster than I was aiming for.
Now to celebrate by eating all the food.

Me popping back to Twitter to see if it's improved....

This seems nice.
Not as shouty or crypto-botty, think I’ll settle down here and start again.
Like it was in the good old days.

Jumping the angry bird ship…..

Welcome aboard