— rockstar. ☆

💀

I'll still eat it even if the cake was questionable as shit. Be safe , sis.

Nah. I ain't picky. Surprise me !

Cod 💧

Fine , uh. I guess I wouldn't mind a cake . . less money for me to spend—i can just go buy my drink and come home

You don't have to buy anything , Sparks—

. . Yeah ? I always do when my birthday rolls in

💛 || vile spitting facts today we love to see it

🎤: I don't care what excuse you have. If you're racist or homophobic or transphobic or whatever hateful flavor of bitch you are, you can go fuck yourself

Yeah—?

i'm gonna go to the store , buy a bottle of don and a cake , and bump off the hook 'til i pass out

birthday

Eh-?

/He's getting more confused by the second. What's she freaking out for ??

I hadn't felt a thing—to me , the day felt normal. Fest ended , Big Man won again , and everyone went home.

Dunno what's so different today—

Ah ?

/tilting his head a bit. confused.

Like what ?? another raid because of the splatfest winner ??

Don't worry , it ain't helpin' me either. I'm just hungry.

. . Why are you up anyway ??

Yeah I can see that.

/offering a chicken tender.

want one ?

tenders at 1 am how we doing

No you're fine !! You're good. I'm just jumpy—out of my element today . . 💧

no it is ! just. you surprised me. 💧

sorry—.

/jumping back—.

WOAHWHOTHEHELL -

ah - CHOO—.

/sniff.

the fuck ??

What is tha—AUGH !!!!

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DEMONS .

AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ????

We're cooked.

Happy birthday faggot /pos

Why are there so many of 'em what's HAPPENING.

This is the shit that haunts me every night—.

too many maries.

. . . uh uh. no. hell no.

. . Sure you do 💧

You're right , I don't understand—but I guess I can't judge since I've never seen you get this excited