Ben

A snippet of a BBC headline showing a picture of the men's bobsleigh team with the caption "Team GB face uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal".

Pretty sure if they went downhill they'd be in with a better shot 🤔

A one eyed tabby and white cat, sat in a loaf. His expression is now one of bliss. With the sun on his side, he's forgotten about his fleeting encounter with societal issues and is now thinking of nothing. Pure smooth brain.

Tom: a landscape.
#CatsofBluesky #Cat #Tabby

A one eyed tabby and white cat looking at the camera. His stern expression suggests deep contemplation about societal ills, as well as concern for the environment that nurtured his very species. But the reality is he's probably just thinking of food.

Tom: a portrait.
#CatsofBluesky #Cat #OneEyedCat

Are they a flight risk?

A close up of the moon

A very bright moon setting over the town of faversham

Moon.

Ah, brings back memories from my first time in Mallorca last October, hurtling down there. Awesome road, awesome place.

Brilliant news. Hope they don't lose the essence of the company under new ownership.

Womp womp.
It's not academic work if ChatGPT was crucial to its existence.

Green and red aurora visible through cloud with house roofs in the foreground.

Hint of aurora over Faversham.

I remain absolutely incredulous at your writing, Henry. It's always been brilliant, and I know there's a lot of material, but the fact you can maintain this kind of quality blows my mind.

Every line is a belter 👏

Fav just now.

Snow falling along a terraced street.

Snow in Faversham - was just cycling in it!
#UKSnow

You were always meant to edit, from what I've seen and heard

I hope they die. I'd point my shotgun in their direction

A white and tabby cat with his tongue out beside a piece of beef brisket which he's eating.

Tom's second Christmas dinner since being rehomed with me. Brisket gets a tongue of approval.

I'll take a 'T' for things that didn't happen please, Bob.

Assholes.

A poorly edited screenshot of Pilot Beer's original post where everything but "Not being funny" is scribbled out, ironically insinuating the crushing futility of their attempts to be funny on social media.

Fixed your social media career for you (!).

New shaven

Bin fire represents the UK right now.

A knitted remembrance day post box topper with a small knitted soldier standing in front of what looks like a penis. We willy remember them 🫡

I miss the Giant Poppy Watch Twitter account. This is outstanding. Or should that be upstanding 🤔

The "hart" of the community 🤔😂
I thought they wanted people to speak the lingo 🤷

‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30

Everything is a distraction from this.

Oof sneaky Cilla!

These morons live in my town. Fortunately they're in a very small, and generally lampooned, minority. Wonder how they feel, being an abused minority come to think of it... 🤔

As far as I could tell it was two morons who were excited about being on a tank and using a megaphone. Didn't hear a word of what they said. Most people wouldn't know or care who they were, either.
He'll try and hijack remembrance for sure.

I spoke to the mayor immediately as the parade finished. He's raging, as is the RBL, and many people across town. You'll be pleased to know I gave the local racist a big old wanker sign as he rolled by.

Stupid people tend to be noisier, especially on social media. They don't reflect a majority. It'll blow over as the dim wits will find a new thing to distract them.

Yes! These people need ridicule and humour. It'll take a while but when it eventually sinks in that most people think they're ridiculous, they'll fade away.