Dill Spears

Well I won’t be watching anything on ABC or its family of networks for a while.

Picked this up for a song this weekend. The march toward a complete LoSH continues! Got a bunch of Adventure Comics and the Action back ups - still can’t believe Jim Shooter was only 13 when he wrote that stuff in the 60’s. 🤯

Clemson is Clemsoning early this year!

JJ Watt is already a better analyst than Tom Brady.

Booger McFarland looks like he has Chubbs hand from Happy Gilmore after it got glued back together and then somehow turned back into a real hand.

a man in a red vest is standing in front of a bicycle . ALT: a man in a red vest is standing in front of a bicycle .

Had my 30th High School Reunion this past weekend and several people asked if I was going to bring my podcast back. I guess there’s demand. (Also one random guy I haven’t seen since 1995 said “you should do a podcast!”)

More retro ads! This is from the inside back cover of Action Comics #390 (5/70). Strat-o-matic needs to make a comeback.

I love old ads. This one is from Legion of Super-Heroes #313 (7/84). The costs BLOW MY MIND. For these prices I’m decking out my wood-paneled den with helmet lamps and team trash cans. #mlb #retroads

“I think both of those sound amazing and now I want a salmon burger.” Another woman (80 ish) comes over and says “I was about to ask for your address” and we all laughed and it made me realize maybe the whole world isn’t full of shitheads.

I'm standing in the aisle at Wegmans getting some condiments and I overhear this woman say "with these salmon burgers I can do a dry rub or I can do an aoili" to her husband. He replied kind of noncommittally. I turned to them and apologized for listening to their conversation and said (1/2)

The, Donald, The.

Meanwhile, my dog got trapped in the couch cushions. 🫤

If they suspend the constitution, there are no laws.

Shoutout to #DC for this amazing variant. I love me some Perez Superman and this is AMAZING.

Give me John Workman all day long and twice on Sundays.

Tell me that you haven’t read X-Men in a long time without telling me you haven’t read X-Men in a long time.

So our weed trimmer died and the boy (17) went to Lowe’s to buy another one. He was going to spend $150 and somehow spent $300.

Needless to say he got the best weed trimmer/edger there is.

He just came in and said “This is definitely a jeans and boots situation, my legs are tingling.”

This was absolutely on an episode of the amazing MTV sketch show “the State” in 1994. It ended with Ken Marino’s “Louie” saying “I wanna dip my BALLS in it.” Kind of uncomfortable, to be honest.

I just asked this girl at Wal Mart if they had a mailbox and she looked at me like I’d asked her if they are still sacrificing orphans in the back room.

It was not me, but I take one battery from each remote. Or all the HDMI cables but one. Or the ice cube trays. All of which I took when I got divorced.

Just got this in the mail - now to find #3.

We need another pandemic to help wipe out some of these fuckers.

That’s my favorite Thor cover ever.

I’m stealing “weapons grade asshole”

Just “squats”. Like Chinese food in China.

Not even remotely. I’d rather run with Mason and crash out to get a high pick next year.

I think Pete Hegseth should at least be put on a PIP

Isn’t that the thing you make crème brûlée in?